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Kristen Stewart

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9262847w) Kristen Stewart in the front row Chanel Metiers d'Art Collection fashion show, Front Row, Elbphilharmonie, Hamburg, Germany - 06 Dec 2017

This outfit is confusing me. I'm lukewarm on the individual pieces. I'm not even that hot on the proportions of them all put together. But it's not even close to the worst Chanel has ever given Kristen, and at least she's lending it some heft? I kind of wish it was a real blouse, with no jacket, rather than just some Hanes-looking thing.

Lily-Rose Depp

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9262847s) Lily-Rose Depp in the front row Chanel Metiers d'Art Collection fashion show, Front Row, Elbphilharmonie, Hamburg, Germany - 06 Dec 2017

Lily-Rose appears to be in costume as one of Madonna's gloves from about 1984. And she seems PISSED about it. I don't care if she smiles on the red carpet or not, but she has a knack for taking it WAY past casual-faced and straight into "I f'ing hate my parents because they won't let me see Joey and they told me he's only interested in one thing and they DON'T UNDERSTAND ME and I'm like TOTES going to run away as soon as they refill my minutes on my cell plan."

SWINTON

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Swan Gallet/WWD/REX/Shutterstock (9262847j) Tilda Swinton in the front row Chanel Metiers d'Art Collection fashion show, Front Row, Elbphilharmonie, Hamburg, Germany - 06 Dec 2017

Whereas SWINTON looks like her alien styling team REALLY thought it had a lock on how to make pants, and she's only just realizing that maybe their source material was wonky.

Chanel's Show in Germany Kept the Front Row Simple
It's just the Stew, Lily-Rose Depp, and SWINTON.

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