Chanel's Pre-Oscar Party

Kristen Stewart in Chanel

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 14: Kristen Stewart, wearing CHANEL, attends the CHANEL and Charles Finch Annual Pre-Oscar Dinner at the Polo Lounge at The Beverly Hills Hotel on March 14, 2026 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/WireImage)

Her entire posture here says, "uuuuuggggggh."

Nicole Kidman in Chanel

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 14: Nicole Kidman, wearing CHANEL, attends the CHANEL and Charles Finch Annual Pre-Oscar Dinner at the Polo Lounge at The Beverly Hills Hotel on March 14, 2026 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/WireImage)

Nicole wears this well and I apologize to her for accidentally picking a snap where she looks DESPERATELY like she needs a NAP.

Meg Ryan

Meg Ryan and Nicole COULD play sisters in something, though.

Mick Jagger and Nicole Kidman

NEW HUSBAND MATERIAL?!?!?!!? I jest. Nicole could be Mick's current girlfriend's mother. But this photo is fun; I bet both of these people are entertaining to be seated with at an event.

Teyana Taylor in Chanel

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 14: Teyana Taylor, wearing CHANEL, attends the CHANEL and Charles Finch Annual Pre-Oscar Dinner at the Polo Lounge at The Beverly Hills Hotel on March 14, 2026 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/WireImage)

I LOVE this coat and I'm thrilled she got to wear it to this.

Rose Byrne

For a hot second, I thought this was...J.Lo!

Jessie Buckley

This is not good -- color aside -- and thank god I saw this AFTER the Oscars or I would have been STRESSED about what she was planning to wear. It all worked out!

Jessica Alba

Something THIS bland does not require it being Chanel. You can get this at Banana. (Alba's a billionaire so she can get Chanel undercrackers if she so desires but you know what I mean.)

Maya Rudolph

Same here, honestly, with the exception of the shoes.

Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas

Behold! The floating head of Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas!

Emilie Livingston and Jeff Goldblum

He looks fine, she looks like a chic but possibly also consumptive Victorian ghost. (In a scandalous nightie.)

Sigourney Weaver

The floating trench of Sigourney Weaver! (She does look good though.)

Paul Anthony Kelly

This man is handsome! The end!

Sarah Pidgeon

I like this but I feel like it needs to be a TINY bit swingier.

Regé-Jean Page

I feel like we need to be drinking mojitos on the patio right now with this look AND WOULD THAT WE WERE.

Elle Fanning

The upshot here is that Elle would look cute with a bob.

Stellan Skarsgård and Megan Everett-Skarsgård

REASONABLE ADULTS HAVE ARRIVED.

Germaine Le and Wagner Moura

Indeed, more reasonable adults.

Leslie Mann, Maude Apatow, Judd Apatow

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 14: (L-R) Leslie Mann, wearing CHANEL, Maude Apatow, wearing CHANEL, and Judd Apatow attend the CHANEL and Charles Finch Annual Pre-Oscar Dinner at the Polo Lounge at The Beverly Hills Hotel on March 14, 2026 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/WireImage)

This is like two conservative parents going to their daughter's graduation from art school.

Gracie Abrams

As I mentioned yesterday, I really have issues telling Gracie Abrams and Maude Apatow apart and here she looks like the uptight older sister in the previous family.

Lily-Rose Depp

What. No. This is taking cargo pockets TOO FAR!

Olivia Munn

This is pretty! Does she maybe need a big cocktail ring?

Jon Batiste

Jaunty!!!

Sharon Stone

NO I DO NOT HAVE A FULL LENGTH PHOTO, yes, I AGREE she is likely wearing feather pants. I'M SORRY.