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# Charli XCX Is Wearing...a Formal Tracksuit?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/charli-xcx-is-wearing-a-formal-tracksuit-05-2019/
- Published: 2019-05-16T16:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2019-05-16T00:00:16.000Z
- Description: In case you need to run away from that cocktail party.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

This makes me think that a bride -- stressed out from the pressure of planning her nuptials -- was laying awake in her bed one night, ruminating, when she had a brain wave. "I'VE GOT IT," she said, sitting straight up and frightening the cat terribly. "It's a bridesmaid's gown. It's a track suit. It's a BRIDESMAID'S TRACK SUIT and it's VERY comfortable." She laid back and smoothed out the duvet over her chest, a self-satisfied smile stretching across her face. "They'll *certainly* wear it again," she said, and fell deep into a dreamless sleep.

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