NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 24: (EDITORS NOTE: image contains partial nudity.) Charli XCX arrives back at her hotel on April 24, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)
This top has the special demerits of being both see-through AND too small for her. It looks like a sports bra worn backwards. Except I guess... a lingerie-style sports bra. Doesn't sound like a real thing, but you never know, there might be people who like to do some hot athletic role play.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 23: Charli XCX is seen in the East Village on April 23, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)
Spray paint is not for everyone.
Mandatory Credit: Photo by J Mayer/Shutterstock (12907771a)
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Charli XCX out and about, New York, USA - 22 Apr 2022
This looks like some kind of motion-capture suit, like she's supposed to have white balls velcro'd on so that the CGI people can do their work.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 22: Charli XCX arrive to the Hammerstein Ballroom in Manhattan on April 22, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Robert Kamau/GC Images)
I guess she was road-testing which look she preferred: all black, or Holstein cow.
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LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 18: Charli XCX seen leaving her Crash album launch party with Amazon Music at London Edition - Basement on March 18, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by Ricky Vigil M/GC Images)
This, and the four that follow, are actually from a month ago, but we missed them. So might as well lump it in. I'm here for the return of pointy-toed heeled black boots, but her skirt is hanging by carabiners from the belt. This only makes sense to me if it's part of some modular wardrobe system where she can change it out like a shower curtain.
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 17: Charlie XCX seen arriving at Sexy Fish restaurant in Mayfair on March 17, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by Ricky Vigil M/GC Images)
"They don't built statues of critics," her shirt says, and bloody good thing, because we'd probably have notes on them. Having said that, I hate to break it to her, but there is a Roger Ebert statue in Illinois. So her shirt is a shirt of LIES.
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 17: Charli XCX seen leaving BBC Radio 1 on March 17, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by Ricky Vigil M/GC Images)
Are we still doing "Black Swan" free programs?
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 18: Charli XCX at her Crash album launch party with Amazon Music at London Edition - Basement on March 18, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by Ricky Vigil M/GC Images)
