Charlize

IT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD CHAIR.

This is basically a Prada ad.

This is a Prada ad that wants me to get a migraine. (Blur for the sake of blur does not make a photo better.)

"I wonder where we'll order lunch from today."

She also seemingly refuses to do any facial expression other than "staring into the sun" or "stern."

The energy here is No-Energy Energy.

I'm starting to see why they chose the cover. It's crazy but at least she's giving SOME kind of attitude.

HOLD THE PHONE. What... is on her legs? Socks with hula hoops? Leggings with their own satellite dishes? This is the most interesting part of the entire shoot.

Charlize Is on Harper's Bazaar's October Cover... In Some Kind of Hospital Waiting Room?!?

?!?!?