> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Charo Bracket: Chloe Grace Moretz vs Jared Leto - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/charo-bracket-chloe-grace-moretz-vs-jared-leto/ - Published: 2017-03-27T17:45:29.000Z - Updated: 2017-03-27T04:33:35.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49 ## CGM ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-627735522-1481090045-640x889-1490306648-compressed1-1490555390.jpg) Chloe might as well open with a suit, since she's going up against several versions of one. The haircut is a huge problem on her, but the suit also is SO rectangular. It never gets flattering no matter how many times I look at it. ## Jared ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_FLYNETUKFF_BFA_120516_52249672-1481002863-1490222638-1255x16501-1490554902.jpg) This suit is every bit as awkward. Neither of them is cut attractively for the wearer. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_FlyUK_BritishFashionAwds_120516_52249092-1481000988-1490222651-1165x16501-1490554921.jpg) We can't consider the suit without the overcoat. ## CGM ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_GUM_Moretz_ChloeGrace_051016_52049764-1490306414-1057x16501-1490555373.jpg) From one Gucci to another: THOSE SHOES. (I'm not sure what the actual outfit is.)(Other than: way, way too much on her.) ## Jared ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_Squad_Suicide_FFUK_080316_52139843-1490222715-1051x16501-1490554911.jpg) The Emerald City is so excited to have its in-house charlatan back. ## CGM ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-606522252-compressed-1490555687.jpg) This is massively unflattering to her. Just terrible. It demonstrates no understanding of what flatters her figure. ## Jared ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_Leto_Jared_SGP_062016_52098252-1-1490222682-1123x16501-1490554928.jpg) Jared, please change your pants after patching your dry wall. ## CGM ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_GG_Moretz_ChloeGrace_050916_52048983-1490306370-1080x16501-1490555398.jpg) Chloe, please change your pants, period. And your shirt. Just change all of it. ## Jared ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-644900188-1487961903-1490222763-compressed1-1490554938.jpg) This is the Silver Lake sequel fo the Unabomber. He drops metaphotical bombs containing truth, and poetry, and sometimes homemade soaps. ## CGM ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_GG_CoachParty_062216_52101566-1490306313-1087x16501-1490555363.jpg) The proportions of this are ALSO wackadoo. I don't think that blouse actually wants a leather skirt at all, but if it did, it'd want one that sits a tiny bit lower and also has a pencil shape and length. ## Jared ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-645750992-1488262227-1490554951.jpg) BEVERLY HILLS, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actor Jared Leto attends the 2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party hosted by Graydon Carter at Wallis Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts on February 26, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images) IT WAS THE OSCARS AND THAT IS AN UNDERSHIRT. ## CGM ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-520962934-1490555354.jpg) NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 13: Chloë Grace Moretz attends the "First Monday In May" world premiere during the 2016 Tribeca Film Festival opening night at BMCC John Zuccotti Theater on April 13, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Tribeca Film Festival) Shouldn't that skirt feel more fun? And yet it doesn't. At all. ## Jared ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-585108738-compressed-1490222749-1098x16501-1490554962.jpg) ALSO, I think, an undershirt. ## CGM ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-584908410-compressed-2-1490555426.jpg) This is a slouchy mess, and her makeup just looks dirty. ## CGM ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-600115068-compressed-1490555704.jpg) Speaking of bad makeup. I get that she's being experimental with her sensibly flowered dress, but it looks like she colored on her face with a Sharpie. ## Jared ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/jared-leto-20164-1482478925-1490555004.jpg) 52131318 Celebrities attending press conferences at Comic-Con 2016 at the San Diego Hilton in San Diego, California on July 23, 2016\. Celebrities attending press conferences at Comic-Con 2016 at the San Diego Hilton in San Diego, California on July 23, 2016\. Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE Oh, relax. ## CGM ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-542641788-640x961-1490306611-compressed1-1490555407.jpg) This genuinely looks like she's been swarmed by a bunch of silver bugs, and now that you've seen that, can you un-see it? I can't. ## Jared ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/jared-leto-201610-1482478998-1490555014.jpg) 52042622 Celebrities are seen leaving The Bowery Hotel and heading to the MET Costume Institute Gala 2016 at The Metropolitan Museum Of Art in New York City, New York on May 2, 2016\. Celebrities are seen leaving The Bowery Hotel and heading to the MET Costume Institute Gala 2016 at The Metropolitan Museum Of Art in New York City, New York on May 2, 2016\. Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 This is not terrible, but is still EXTREMELY costumey in its way. He might be about to do a number from an old Hollywood musical. (Also, you know I object to the cream/white combo.) ## CGM ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_Moretz_Kruger_CHP_090516_52163971-1490306532-1100x16501-1490555415.jpg) This is Chloe's entry in the "Extremely Costumey But Could Be Worse Probably" file. ## CGM ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-531770810-compressed-1490306589-1096x16501-1490555382.jpg) And this is just bad. Really, really bad, from design to execution. [Charo Bracket: Chloe vs The Giant KillerCan Jared Leto take down another high seed, or will Chloe ride again?![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/03/jaredcgm2017-1490589136.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/charo-bracket-chloe-vs-the-giant-killer-03-2017/)