> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Charo Bracket: Salma Hayek vs. Chloe Grace Moretz - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/charo-bracket-salma-hayek-vs-chloe-grace-moretz/ - Published: 2017-03-23T22:35:33.000Z - Updated: 2017-03-23T22:35:33.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49 ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_FlyUK_BritishFashionAwds_120516_52249284-1481000493-1490306234.jpg) 52249284 Celebrities at the 2016 British Fashion Awards held at the Royal Albert Hall in London, UK on December 5, 2016\. Celebrities at the 2016 British Fashion Awards held at the Royal Albert Hall in London, UK on December 5, 2016\. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY Don't be so mean to the cleav! The cleav only wants to bring you joy! THIS IS TOO SQUEEZY. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-627735522-1481090045-640x889-1490306648.jpg) I kind of wish Salma would wear THIS. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-536915806-640x932-1490306604.jpg) I am sort of surprised CGM never wore this, given how much she loves things that go all the way to her neck. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_GUM_Moretz_ChloeGrace_051016_52049764-1490306414.jpg) 52049764 Actress Chloe Grace Moretz is seen leaving The Bowery Hotel in New York City, New York on May 10, 2016\. Chloe was headed off to make an appearance on the 'Late Show With Stephen Colbert'. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 I am VERY relieved Salma never wore this. Because it would have been INSANE. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_FlyUK_McCartneyParty_112515_51917960-1490306275.jpg) 51917960 Celebrities attend Stella McCartney's annual Christmas lights switch on party, held at her store on Bruton Street in London, UK on November 25, 2015\. Celebrities attend Stella McCartney's annual Christmas lights switch on party, held at her store on Bruton Street in London, UK on November 25, 2015\. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY We have learned, this year, that Salma Hayek has a deep inner well of Wacky. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_GG_Moretz_ChloeGrace_050916_52048983-1490306370.jpg) 52048983 Actress Chloe Grace Moretz and her brother Trevor are seen leaving The Bowery Hotel in New York City, New York on May 9, 2016\. The pair were heading off to an event tonight in New York. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 Every time I've seen this photo, and I've seen it countless times, I just wordlessly shake my head. I'm doing it right now. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_CHP_GiambattistaFS_100316_52193091-1490306218.jpg) 52193091 Celebrities attend the Giambattista Valli show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017 on October 3, 2016 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the Giambattista Valli show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017 on October 3, 2016 in Paris, France. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY And this one is giving me a wrinkle between my brows. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_Moretz_Kruger_CHP_090516_52163971-1490306532.jpg) 52163971 Celebrities attend "The Infiltrator" Photocall during the 42nd Deauville American Film Festival on September 3, 2016 in Deauville, France. Celebrities attend "The Infiltrator" Photocall during the 42nd Deauville American Film Festival on September 3, 2016 in Deauville, France. Pictured: Chloe Grace Moretz FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY This is amusingly Fraulein Maria to me. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_Hayek_Salma_CHP_100316_52192768-1490306454.jpg) 52192768 Celebrities attend the Stella McCartney show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017 on October 3, 2016 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the Stella McCartney show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017 on October 3, 2016 in Paris, France. Pictured: Francois-Henri Pinault, Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY This is the exception proving the rule that Everyone Looks Hotter In Sunglasses. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_GG_CoachParty_062216_52101566-1490306313.jpg) 52101566 Celebrities at the 2016 Coach And Friends Of The High Line Summer Party at The High Line in New York City, New York on June 22, 2016\. Celebrities at the 2016 Coach And Friends Of The High Line Summer Party at The High Line in New York City, New York on June 22, 2016\. Pictured: Chloe Grace Moretz FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 Even Chloe's v-necks look like they're choking her. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_KMFF_LACMA_Gala_102916_52217710-1490306468.jpg) 52217710 Celebrities at the 2016 LACMA Art + Film Gala held at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art in Los Angeles, California on October 29, 2016\. Celebrities at the 2016 LACMA Art + Film Gala held at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art in Los Angeles, California on October 29, 2016\. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE It's the strapless bra where this whole thing goes terribly wrong. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-531770810-compressed-1490306589.jpg) SPEAKING OF BRAS AND TERRIBLY WRONG. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_KMFF_SausageParty_LAPremiere_080916_52144713-1490306488.jpg) 52144713 Celebrities attend the premiere Of Sony's 'Sausage Party' at Regency Village Theatre on August 9, 2016 in Westwood, California. Celebrities attend the premiere Of Sony's 'Sausage Party' at Regency Village Theatre on August 9, 2016 in Westwood, California. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 Yes, we're in the Bra Section of this slideshow. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-542641788-640x961-1490306611.jpg) Or maybe just the Visible Undies portion. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_RIJ_SAG_ARRIVALS_SET2_012917_52298866-1485814196-640x875-1490306574.jpg) This fits her perfectly -- as it ought; it's custom -- but it is a LOT of look. ## Salma Hayek v. Chloe Grace Moretz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-606999912-compressed-1490306630.jpg) Again, should Chloe and Salma swap yellow dresses? This might look good on Salma, and CGM might have looked cute in that yellow Gucci. Have we just solved this entire issue?!? [Charo Bracket: Salma Hayek vs. Chloe Grace MoretzWill the student destroy the master?![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/03/chloesalma-1490307077.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/charo-bracket-salma-hayek-vs-chloe-grace-moretz-03-2017/)