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52250945 Designer Victoria Beckham is seen stepping out in New York City, New York on December 7, 2016. Victoria was keeping warm with a this turtle neck white wool sweater and a pair of plaid pants. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY

This is SUCH a capital-F "Fashion" ensemble - the kind of thing that's ripped off a runway but tells a totally weird story out in the real world. For starters, I'm fairly sure that's a thermal neck brace.

52250587 Fashion designer Victoria Beckham was spotted leaving her Midtown hotel in New York City, New York on December 6, 2016. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

I do love this, though. The shoes, not as much -- they're very Elf Prom -- but the rust-colored dress with a peek of red looks very crisp on her.

52201107 Fashion designer Victoria Beckham is seen arriving on a flight at LAX airport in Los Angeles, California on October 12, 2016. Victoria recently finished a charity trip to Kenya. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I want that sweater. (And I would have worn sneakers.)

52178243 Victoria Beckham attends the LFW s/s 2017: The Green Carpet Challenge BAFTA Night in London, UK on September 18, 2016. Victoria looked stunning in a blue satin ensemble with a long coat and white high heels. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY

This outfit looks like it folds back into its own carry-case. Like the Baggu of outfits.

Victoria Beckham

52177251 Celebrities seen at Loulou's club for Dave Gardner's 40th birthday party in London, United Kingdom on September 16, 2016. Late the party ended in style at the Chiltern Firehouse. Celebrities seen at Loulou's club for Dave Gardner's 40th birthday party in London, United Kingdom on September 16, 2016. Late the party ended in style at the Chiltern Firehouse. Pictured: Victoria Beckham, David Beckham FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY

This is pretty unimpeachably cool. And yes, she's wearing her sunglasses at night.

Victoria Beckham

52176152 Fashion designer Victoria Beckham is seen leaving her Flagship store on Dover street in London, England, UK on September 16, 2016. Victoria recently attended New York Fashion Week in New York. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY

I wonder if she's borrowing an eyewear mantra from Anna Wintour.

The Recent Outings of Victoria Beckham
Five out of six outfits have dark glasses.

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