
Let us begin with something worn by Keke that I'm fairly sure Bella will call her to ask about borrowing. It should also be noted that in many cases, such as this one, Keke was wandering around in this stuff during winter in NYC.

Why wear one thing around your neck when you can wear forty?

Dead of winter again! And not an unseasonably warm one, either. At least her hands are warm.

I'm just sure there are shorts under there. (Actually, I think there really were, but she sure wanted it to be tough to tell.)

This looks like she tied shoelaces to her unraveling jorts.

I hope she doesn't need to lift her arms to do anything, like say drink a glass of water, or yawn.

It's............ something.

No shortage of bras in this round, although not in the way we would hope.

Of COURSE the skirt is see-through, in addition to the top melting off her body. WHY EVER NOT.

This looks like a stuff breeze blew half of the pattern off.

Never forget.

We have a couple more Keke outfits to get through here, including these confusing overalls...


... and this confusing jumpsuit...

... and this UTTERLY vexing craft project about Leonardo DiCaprio.
