> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Cher Bracket, Round One: This Is A Real Mixed Bag, I Gotta Be Honest - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cher-bracket-round-one-this-is-a-real-mixed-bag-03-2017/ - Published: 2017-03-17T15:00:05.000Z - Updated: 2017-03-23T06:09:06.000Z - Description: A few of these women are in the mix due to being ABJECTLY BORING. - Author: Jessica - Tags: Fug Madness, fugs, Fug Madness 2017, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51 I'm weirdly excited to see if someone here on the total blandness of her look can go far. It's time for day two of Fug Madness! ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/2016-cher_bracket_graphic-copy-compressed-1489706429.jpg "2016-cher_bracket_graphic-copy-compressed") --- *In this round: 2\. Felicity Jones vs. 15\. Anne Hathaway . 3\. Hailee Steinfeld vs 14\. Charli XCX . 6\. Chloe Sevigny vs 11\. Emma Roberts . 7\. Rihanna vs. 10\. Bella Thorne* --- **2\. Felicity Jones vs. 15\. Anne Hathaway** This is a Fug Madness first, and I'm excited to see how it plays out in your voting. In short: Felicity Jones got an incredibly high seed this year just because she was SO BORING. [Her Oscars post-parties look is like...eh, at best?](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/oscars-people-who-changed-for-the-post-parties/2017-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-17?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) But her Oscars red carpet look was EH: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-645623932-1488181006-640x960-1489642121.jpg "GettyImages-645623932-1488181006-640x960") Her Globes dress -- a Valentino -- [was...you know. Fine](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/golden-globes-2017-the-guccis-01-2017/). But this was totally FEH: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-630382568-1482427641-640x960-1489642224.jpg "GettyImages-630382568-1482427641-640x960") That...is not good. It's just not. I don't understand why it's that not good. In fact, [her entire *Rogue One* press tour was just profoundly underwhelming.](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/felicity-jones-continues-her-rogue-one-press-tour-12-2016/) I am not at all whelmed: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-629633698-1481791383-640x1068-1489642305.jpg "GettyImages-629633698-1481791383-640x1068") This is [legit the color of dishwater](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/rogue-one-lands-in-the-uk-12-2016/). This is [ALSO the color of dishwater](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/felicity-jones-and-the-ladies-of-the-rogue-one-premiere-12-2016/). I truly...do not know what is happening with her. This is like what someone wears in photos dating from a period when they didn't have a stylist. Seriously: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-613164484-compressed-1489642483.jpg "GettyImages-613164484-compressed") What is even happening here? She [phoned it in here](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-more-celebs-at-the-governors-awards-11-2016/); she [phoned it in here;](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/fugs-and-fabs-the-elle-women-in-hollywood-party-the-cover-women/23rd-annual-elle-women-in-hollywood-awards-red-carpet-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) she [phoned it in here](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/more-recent-fugs-and-fabs-felicity-jones/inferno-german-premiere-in-berlin?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Will someone please go confiscate this woman's phone? Over to Hathaway. This is like the Battle of the Pale Brunettes. Annie didn't have a ton, hence her low seeding, but what she did have was BAD. For example, this is...okay: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-624015738-1479523024-compressed-1489642983.jpg "GettyImages-624015738-1479523024-compressed") But this is not great: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_RIJ_ALICE_052316_52070883-1489642957.jpg "Alice Through The Looking Glass Premieres in Hollywood") And this is a PROFOUND MESS: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-601339264-640x848-1489642969.jpg "GettyImages-601339264-640x848") And THIS appears to be SATIN OVERALLS: [Embed from Getty Images](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/601714216?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) What is happening on your feet, lady? For further research: [Felicity's archives are here](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/felicity-jones?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)! Anne's [are here](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/Anne-Hathaway?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). **3\. Hailee Steinfeld vs 14\. Charli XCX** In which the very talented actress who is a fair-to-middling pop star takes on the...well, fair-to-middling pop star. Sorry, Charli. First off: Hailee. Who has made SOME LIFE CHOICES this year. I'm just going to hit you with a tsunami of crazy. Get ready: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/hailee-steinfeld-year-in-fashion-201624-1482385304-1489645972.jpg "hailee-steinfeld-year-in-fashion-201624-1482385304") ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/hailee-steinfeld-year-in-fashion-201623-1482385292-1489645963.jpg "hailee-steinfeld-year-in-fashion-201623-1482385292") ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/hailee-steinfeld-year-in-fashion-201622-1482385283-1489645938.jpg "hailee-steinfeld-year-in-fashion-201622-1482385283") ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/hailee-steinfeld-year-in-fashion-201618-1482385225-1489645927.jpg "CinemaCon 2016 - STX Entertainment "The State Of The Industry: Past, Present And Future") ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/hailee-steinfeld-year-in-fashion-201614-1482385160-1489645912.jpg "Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 - Arrivals") A WORLD OF SCREAMING. That's not even taking into account [the rather drab dress she wore to the Golden Globes](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2017-golden-globes-hailee-steinfeld-is-meh-and-meh-er-01-2017/), nor [the rather naked one she wore to the Oscars](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-hailee-steinfeld-is-apparently-ralph-russos-new-muse-02-2017/)! Time for another avalanche of bonkers. PRESENTED WITHOUT COMMENT: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-621449004-compressed-1489646760.jpg "GettyImages-621449004-compressed") ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-643833666-1487816187-1489646801.jpg "The BRIT Awards 2017 - Red Carpet Arrivals") ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-635037618-1487230940-640x923-1489646784.jpg "GettyImages-635037618-1487230940-640x923") ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-625210706-1479881495-1489646771.jpg "30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 - Arrivals") On one hand, it seems like it should be tough to beat a person wearing a dress that's essentially a novelty apron come to life. On the other hand: HAILEE MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING. Here are [Hailee's archives, in case you need further study](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/hailee-steinfeld?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)! And [here are Charli's](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/charli-xcx?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)! **6\. Chloe Sevigny vs 11\. Emma Roberts** Oh, Chloe. Apple of my eye, fugger of my heart, woman who makes confounding sartorial choices as often as [she makes great ones](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/chloe-sevigny-kicks-off-sundance-in-prints-01-2017/), actress who sometimes dresses like[ a crackpot who got locked out of her own house.](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-fab-chloe-sevigny-5-03-2016/) A woman [who loves a ruffly wrist flare](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/recent-fugs-and-sevs-chloe-sevigny/54th-new-york-film-festival-opening-night-party-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), who [has worn a blinding white sports bra under a black sheer top](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/recent-fugs-and-sevs-chloe-sevigny/vera-wang-collection-front-row-september-2016-new-york-fashion-week-the-shows?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), who kinda pulled off [whatever the hell this thing is](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/cannes-fugs-and-fabs-chloe-sevigny/vanity-fair-and-hbo-dinner-celebrating-the-cannes-film-festival-the-69th-annual-cannes-film-festival?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), who looked[ PROFOUNDLY unimpressed with Kate Beckinsale](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/fugs-and-fines-chloe-sevigny-and-kate-beckinsale/love-friendship-new-york-screening?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Who decided to wear this: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_Chanel_Event_SMG_041916_52028526-1489685805.jpg "11th Annual Chanel Tribeca Film Festival Artists Dinner") And this: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-615683342-compressed-1489685938.jpg "GettyImages-615683342-compressed") And this: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-531648250-compressed-1489686037.jpg "GettyImages-531648250-compressed") And this: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-603542616-compressed-1489686229.jpg "GettyImages-603542616-compressed") And this: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-612078570-compressed-1489686297.jpg "GettyImages-612078570-compressed") And, of course, this, buttcheekily: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_CHP_MET_CostumeGala_050216_52042800-1489686356.jpg "MET Costume Institute Gala 2016") Over to Emma Robert, who you might believe has brought a knife to a gun fight in this match-up. But I think she has a shot to take this one. Her Oscars dress [was kind of a snore](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/oscars-the-bestmost-of-the-rest/89th-annual-academy-awards-arrivals-78?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Her [post-parties dress was....p](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/oscars-people-who-changed-for-the-post-parties/2017-vanity-fair-oscar-party-hosted-by-graydon-carter-arrivals-25?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)otentially moldy. This was [aggressively "styled" feeling](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/fugs-and-fabs-the-rest-of-the-fox-tcas/fox-summer-tca-all-star-party-5?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), which is one of her consistent issues. ([Here, too](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/fugs-and-fabs-the-cast-of-scream-queens-at-comic-con/comic-con-international-2016-day-2-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).) ([Here, too](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/fubs-and-fabs-from-day-1-of-san-diego-comic-con/celebrities-at-comic-con-international-2016-in-san-diego?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).) And then there's all this: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-546651654-compressed-1489691274.jpg "GettyImages-546651654-compressed") ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_GG_Roberts_Emma_071116_52118831-1489690259.jpg "Emma Roberts Outside The Bowery Hotel") ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-619305398-compressed-1489690380.jpg "GettyImages-619305398-compressed") [Embed from Getty Images](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/547287022?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) That last one surely....didn't go as anticipated, right? RIGHT? Archives: [Chloe](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/chloe-sevigny?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io); [Emma](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/emma-roberts?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). **7\. Rihanna vs. 10\. Bella Thorne** This is another one that I wish were an actual physical altercation. I feel like Bella Thorne would train and prep and come in RARING TO GO and Rihanna would just look at her and laugh gently, yet derisively, and then leave the room. As with any post I write about Rihanna, I must open with the comment that she is SO PRETTY. She might be one of the prettiest people alive. She elevated w[hat was basically a formal Armani sports bra](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/grammys-rihanna-wears-an-armani-sports-bra-basically-02-2017/); she looked cute in [VERY wide-legged pants with Prince Harry](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/royals-round-up-3/prince-harry-visits-the-caribbean-day-11-9?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io); she spent a lot of the summer [casually strolling around with a glass of wine](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/well-played-rihanna-2/rihanna-arrives-at-her-hotel-in-warsaw?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). But she also wore [this sort of questionable 80s experiment](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-or-hmm-rihanna-in-thierry-mugler-at-the-billboard-music-awards-05-2016/) and then there was also all of this: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-610992206-640x962-1489692733.jpg "GettyImages-610992206-640x962") This is BEYOND HILARIOUS. I love you, Rihanna. She also looks kinda cute in this, despite the fact that it's objectively bad: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_CHP_Rihanna_SEMIEXC_073016_52136482-1489692762.jpg "Semi-Exclusive... Rihanna Visits The Grande Roue De Paris") This seems annoying to wear, on a logistical level: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_FLYNETUKFF_Rihanna_Bieber_082016_52150997-1489692789.jpg "Justin Bieber And Rihanna Out At Tape Night Club In London") And then, of course, this experiment in neon prairie chic: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_UFFE_Rihanna_Dinner_070516_52113215-1489692746.jpg "Rihanna Out For Dinner In Stockholm") Over to Ms Thorne, who would very much like your attention at all times. To wit: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/GettyImages-630220190-1482127914-640x961-1489694395.jpg "GettyImages-630220190-1482127914-640x961") To wit: The sequel: [Embed from Getty Images](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/539379034?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) In case you were worried she didn't know how to translate that desire to formal wear. I mean, in fairness, yes, her body is amazing. BUT ALSO WE KNOW: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_RIJ_CRITICS_CHOICE_SET2_121116_52255502-1481528219-1489694373.jpg "Jessica Biel at The The 22nd Annual Critics' Choice Awards in LA") This just makes me profoundly exhausted: ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/03/FFN_KMFF_American_Music_Awards_112016_52237610-1479703677-1489694349.jpg "American Music Awards 2016") I'm going to go lie down. You look at this two and decide which deserves to move forward in this precious contest. PS: ARCHIVES AHOY: [Rihanna](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/rihanna?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io); [Bella](https://www.gofugyourself.com/celebs/bella-thorne?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)