
It may FEEL like we have known Maddie forever, owing to her years on Dance Moms and then the Sia video, but she's still only 15. Reader, I shrieked. In fairness, if Diane Kruger had shown up in this, I still would have shrieked. This is what aliens would come up with if you did a very bad job explaining Prom and undergarments to them.

Girl, this is Children Mending Hearts, not an event where children sit around LITERALLY mending your torn shit.

The women behind this label have split up and gone their separate ways, and... good decision, I think.

That is... a lot. It's one of those outfits where you can tell she thinks she's getting away with "playful" for a kids event while also maximixing The Sexy.

And THAT is actually pretty, except it's also a robe for your private ablutions.

Then Gaga's mother arrived looking like she bought this someplace totally normal, just like your mom would. I am delighted her daughter hasn't convinced her to wear meats of the world, or ten-inch platform heels. Granted, the slides she's wearing do not seem to be my kind of party, but still: Gaga's mom kind of aced this.

Storm Reid rolled in looking cute and every bit her age, which is lovely, so things are now looking up in the course of this slideshow.

She looks nice, but also as if she probably stood at home in front of her closet door having a vigorous debate over just how polished to look for this thing, and erred on the side of Emmy Nominee Luncheon. If you're going to err, do it that way, girl -- but I also don't know that I think this is erring at ALL. She looks super cute.

Candice, late of The Vampire Diaries, makes it look so EASY to flounce around in floaty summer dresses. It's really a nothing cut, and is absent color, but she looks comfortable and pretty and ready for 90 degree weather OR 67 degree weather, which is a hard range to hit.
