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Maddie Ziegler

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (9709218ae) Maddie Ziegler Children Mending Hearts Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jun 2018

It may FEEL like we have known Maddie forever, owing to her years on Dance Moms and then the Sia video, but she's still only 15. Reader, I shrieked. In fairness, if Diane Kruger had shown up in this, I still would have shrieked. This is what aliens would come up with if you did a very bad job explaining Prom and undergarments to them.

Madelaine Petsch

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (9709218k) Madelaine Petsch Children Mending Hearts Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jun 2018

Girl, this is Children Mending Hearts, not an event where children sit around LITERALLY mending your torn shit.

Camila Mendes in Cushnie et Ochs

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jen Lowery/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9709272l) Camila Mendes Children Mending Hearts Gala Arrivals Los Angeles USA 10 Jun 2018

The women behind this label have split up and gone their separate ways, and... good decision, I think.

Dania Ramirez

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jen Lowery/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9709272ag) Dania Ramirez Children Mending Hearts Gala Arrivals Los Angeles USA 10 Jun 2018

That is... a lot. It's one of those outfits where you can tell she thinks she's getting away with "playful" for a kids event while also maximixing The Sexy.

Ajiona Alexus

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (9709218bb) Ajiona Alexus Children Mending Hearts Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jun 2018

And THAT is actually pretty, except it's also a robe for your private ablutions.

Cynthia Germanotta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (9709218an) Cynthia Germanotta Children Mending Hearts Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jun 2018

Then Gaga's mother arrived looking like she bought this someplace totally normal, just like your mom would. I am delighted her daughter hasn't convinced her to wear meats of the world, or ten-inch platform heels. Granted, the slides she's wearing do not seem to be my kind of party, but still: Gaga's mom kind of aced this.

Storm Reid

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (9709218z) Storm Reid Children Mending Hearts Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jun 2018

Storm Reid rolled in looking cute and every bit her age, which is lovely, so things are now looking up in the course of this slideshow.

Holland Roden

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (9709218aw) Holland Roden Children Mending Hearts Gala, Arrivals, Los Angeles, USA - 10 Jun 2018

She looks nice, but also as if she probably stood at home in front of her closet door having a vigorous debate over just how polished to look for this thing, and erred on the side of Emmy Nominee Luncheon. If you're going to err, do it that way, girl -- but I also don't know that I think this is erring at ALL. She looks super cute.

Candice King

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jen Lowery/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock (9709272q) Candice King Children Mending Hearts Gala Arrivals Los Angeles USA 10 Jun 2018

Candice, late of The Vampire Diaries, makes it look so EASY to flounce around in floaty summer dresses. It's really a nothing cut, and is absent color, but she looks comfortable and pretty and ready for 90 degree weather OR 67 degree weather, which is a hard range to hit.

The Unlikely Hero Of This Slideshow Might Be Lady Gaga's Mother
It certainly isn't the majority of the starlets.

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