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# Fugs and Fabs: Children's Hospital of Los Angeles Gala
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/childrens-hospital-natalie-portman/
- Published: 2014-10-13T16:00:20.000Z
- Updated: 2014-10-14T18:24:41.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Natalie Portman

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ffn_hospital_childrens_afp_101214_51556280.xml)

Would I have been more enthralled if this were in a color, do you think? Or if she didn't just look like she'd taken off her baseball cap after ninety minutes at Home Depot? Tell me how I feel.

## Jamie Lee Curtis

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ffn_rij_children_gala_101114_51555757.xml)

As always, her head looks great -- talk about committing to a haircut that works for you -- but I CANNOT figure out what JLC is wearing. Is it a jumpsuit? A top and pants and a sweater tied around her waist? Whatever it is, she has a killer body and this is making her torso look SO LONG.

## Teri Hatcher

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ffn_rij_children_gala_101114_51555772.xml)

I might want The Hatch and The Port to switch dresses.

## Maria Menunous

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ffn_rij_children_gala_101114_51555805.xml)

I'll allow it. (Although I think it's inching closer to Upholstery on her than anyone really wants to acknowledge.)

## Garcelle Beauvais

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ffn_rij_children_gala_101114_51555817.xml)

You guys. I am petrified that hot pants might be involved here.

## Melanie Griffith

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ffn_rij_children_gala_101114_51555821.xml)

As a reminder, this is [a woman who once lived with a full-sized lion](https://mashable.com/2014/10/06/yes-thats-just-the-pet-lion-in-the-swimming-pool/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). I feel like that excuses A LOT.

## Denise Richards

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ffn_rij_children_gala_101114_51555895.xml)

I kind of feel like this is exactly what Denise Richards is wearing at any given time. Or workout clothes. Those are the only two options.

[Fugs and Fabs: Children's Hospital of Los Angeles GalaThe guest list for this event was totally random -- from Natalie Portman to Maria Menuonos, which sounds like the subtitle of a retrospective of Hollywood brunettes on VH1 -- and accordingly, so were everyone's ensembles. Just you wait. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ffn_hospital_childrens_afp_101214_51556280.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/childrens-hospital-natalie-portman-10-2014/)