Natalie Portman
Would I have been more enthralled if this were in a color, do you think? Or if she didn't just look like she'd taken off her baseball cap after ninety minutes at Home Depot? Tell me how I feel.
Jamie Lee Curtis
As always, her head looks great -- talk about committing to a haircut that works for you -- but I CANNOT figure out what JLC is wearing. Is it a jumpsuit? A top and pants and a sweater tied around her waist? Whatever it is, she has a killer body and this is making her torso look SO LONG.
Teri Hatcher
I might want The Hatch and The Port to switch dresses.
Maria Menunous
I'll allow it. (Although I think it's inching closer to Upholstery on her than anyone really wants to acknowledge.)
Garcelle Beauvais
You guys. I am petrified that hot pants might be involved here.
Melanie Griffith
As a reminder, this is a woman who once lived with a full-sized lion. I feel like that excuses A LOT.
Denise Richards
I kind of feel like this is exactly what Denise Richards is wearing at any given time. Or workout clothes. Those are the only two options.