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# Chloe Grace Moretz Brings a Bad Idea to Beijing
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/chloe-grace-moretz-brings-a-bad-idea-to-beijing-04-2018/
- Published: 2018-04-17T18:00:09.000Z
- Updated: 2018-04-17T05:01:04.000Z
- Description: She's opening the film festival.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, Scrolldown Fug, Valentino, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

Don't get me wrong; just because I tagged this as a scrolldown doesn't mean it starts out all that brilliantly. Something about the cut of the top is very frumpy on her, even with the plunge. But then we scoot down a bit, and PULL OVER, IT'S PANTS. And I don't just mean in the "Yes, I know, it's hotpants, and if you pulled off the transparent skirt she would break into a tap number from *A Chorus Line*" way. I mean that THE SKIRT IS ACTUALLY PANT LEGS. That IS one singular sensation, but not in the way that song intended.

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