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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Lionel Hahn/January Images/REX/Shutterstock (9843838bi) Chloe Grace Moretz 'Suspiria' cocktail party, 75th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 01 Sep 2018 WEARING LOUIS VUITTON

My first reaction to this was, "Oh, thank GOD someone else was fool enough to wear it so that Emma Stone didn't." This is so much dowdiness in one outfit, and yes, she's back at the neck strings. I thought we were past choking risks, Chloe.

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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Simone Comi/IPA/REX/Shutterstock (9843773ao) Chloe Grace Moretz 75th Venice Film Festival, Arrivals, Day 6, Italy - 02 Sep 2018

Did she pin the scarf to her knee in case her neck gets itchy for a little danger?

in Miu Miu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9842939aj) Chloe Grace Moretz 75th Venice Film Festival, Arrivals, Day 5, Italy - 01 Sep 2018 WEARING MIU MIU SAME OUTFIT AS ALEXA CHUNG *9731670b

The pants. THE PANTS. They might have been charmingly a-OK on their own, but someone stapled some old, stale straw to the hems, and then let a giant black tongue lap at her privates.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9843125a) Chloe Grace Moretz 'Suspiria' photocall, 75th Venice International Film Festival, Italy - 01 Sep 2018

From a distance I mistook it for a slim lace panel, but no, it's a zipper. It's bad regardless. 

in Simone Rocha

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9842939f) Chloe Grace Moretz 75th Venice Film Festival, Arrivals, Day 5, Italy - 01 Sep 2018 WEARING SIMONE ROCHA

She just REALLY is having a very loud, public argument with zippers right now.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (9842939h) Chloe Grace Moretz 75th Venice Film Festival, Arrivals, Day 5, Italy - 01 Sep 2018

Sorry, Chloe. The sunglasses don't help.

Wow, Chloe Grace Moretz Had a Sartorially Rough Venice Stay
Sorry, girl.

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