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# Chloe Grace Moretz Should Sue
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/chloe-grace-moretz-should-sue-04-2018/
- Published: 2018-04-23T21:00:34.000Z
- Updated: 2018-04-23T17:52:05.000Z
- Description: Can you litigate a crime of fashion?
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Louis Vuitton, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

She captioned this on her Instagram as "feeling like a little Louis Vuitton pirate" and while I am relieved that she *recognizes* that Louis Vuitton has dressed her as a pirate, I *am* concerned that no one told her that when someone asks you to wear a pirate outfit in public, unless they add, "because it's Halloween," or "because you're Johnny Depp and we're filming this next *Pirates* movie, Johnny" or "because you work at this pirate-themed restaurant, Karen," or "because you lost this bet, remember," or "because you're in this gender-flipped remake of *Three Musketeers* that got kind of confused over in wardrobe," or "because the sick children at this hospital are celebrating National Talk Like a Pirate Day," YOU SAY NO.

At least her head looks really good.

###### \[Photo: Michael Simon/startraksphoto.com\]