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Kate Beckinsale

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13926757r) Kate Beckinsale seen arriving at Chopard Art during Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France. Chopard Art Gala, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2023

This SEEMS beautiful, although I wish we could see it a bit better. I assume it's not like...ass-less.

Naomi Campbell

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13926759da) Naomi Campbell Chopard Art Gala, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2023

Classic Naomi knows we're really here for that massive gorgeous necklace.

Petra Nemcova

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13926759cv) Petra Nemcova Chopard Art Gala, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2023

Petra also understands that we are here for JEWELS.

Cindy Bruna in Vivienne Westwood

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13926759dl) Cindy Bruna wearing Vivienne Westwood Chopard Art Gala, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2023

This is objectively great on her, although some of the front pleating does look a bit like it got caught in the leg hole of her undies.

Ashley Graham

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13926759m) Ashley Graham Chopard Art Gala, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2023

She, on the other hand, looks like a GORGEOUS bridesmaid at a wedding that has like nine of them.

Shanina Shaik

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13926757bg) Shanina Shaik seen arriving at Chopard Art during Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France. Chopard Art Gala, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2023

This just be be slinky, 70s, and great. Let's decide it is!

Aespa

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13926759c) Aespa Chopard Art Gala, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2023

They look cute AND like they're going to a formal dance in the 1990s.

Robbie Williams and Ayda Field

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (13926757au) Robbie Williams and Ayda Field seen arriving at Chopard Art during Cannes Film Festival in Cannes, France. Chopard Art Gala, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2023

Here's how Robbie Williams looks now; Ayda Field and he have been married since 2010!

Natalia Vodianova

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13926759cj) Natalia Vodinova Chopard Art Gala, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2023

The black carpet makes her look as if she's rising from a tar pit. Glamorously, but still.

Charles Melton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13926759bd) Charles Melton Chopard Art Gala, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2023

The length of these trousers is, I'm sorry, ridiculous. He looks like he just wandered out of the dressing room at the tailor.

Poppy Delevingne

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13926759bk) Poppy Delevingne Chopard Art Gala, 76th Cannes Film Festival, France - 23 May 2023

...yeah, this is great on her. Five stars, no notes.

The Cannes Chopard Art Gala Was Full of Floating Heads
And some floating torsos.

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