> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# Chopard Hosted Something Called "The Miracle Gala Evening" in Cannes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/chopard-hosted-something-called-the-miracle-gala-evening-in-cannes-05-2026/
- Published: 2026-05-19T16:00:06.000Z
- Updated: 2026-05-19T01:40:18.000Z
- Description: I'm proud that I resisted that "water into wine" joke.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Armani, Cannes 2026, Elie Saab, House of Gilles, Jenny Packham, Loewe, Sacai, vintage, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31, Demi Moore, Eva Herzigová

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/chopard-gala-cannes-2026/)

As you can perhaps imagine...all jewels are Chopard. (The security guards and door people will hit you with an unbaked baguette if you show up in some other jeweler. It's quite humiliating.)

###### \[Photos: Andreas Rentz/Getty Images, Mike Marsland/WireImage\]