Chopard Threw a Party and Invited Your Favorite Hot Vicar

Arizona Muse, James Norton and Petra Nemocova

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (10312660an) Arizona Muse, James Norton and Petra NÄ?mcová Chopard Flagship Boutique reopening party, London, UK - 17 Jun 2019

Everything's coming up Hot Sad Vicar!

Petra Nemcova and Arizona Muse

I love everything about this, except Arizona's shoes are causing me distress! Imagine this with shoes that picked up the dove gray, or pink, in that fab print -- or even like a cognac shade? (I also would have gone waaaaay strappier.)

Petra Nemcova

Someone gave Petra a hat and she took MANY Sassy Hat photos. That emerald necklace is mind-bogglingly great.

Araya Hargate

I feel like this is a dress she packed for Cannes and never got around to wearing it. It's a lovely backdrop for her necklace/earrings pairing, though.

Alexa Chung

I worry that her shoes are a bit too Her Majesty, The Queen -- but overall, this entire look is VERY romantic and great on Alexa. She wears her diamonds very well. (This party seems fun. Jewels AND champs!)

Marion Cotillard

I am having PROFOUND DOUBTS about Marion's Punk Pilgrim shoes.

Julianne Moore

These shoes must be comfy, because she wears them a lot. I'm not a fan -- but I also kind of appreciate a woman's singular devotion to her favorite pair of Ugly Shoes. Mostly, I just want to know more about that emerald ring. GRABBY HANDS.

Colin and Livia Firth

But the Firths might take this evening as an elegant and understated power duo. Can we talk about her necklace? BECAUSE IT'S AMAZING.