
To me this says, "I am bummed no one asked me to be in Top Gun: Maverick as Tom Cruise's new cool friend!!"

And this says, "I know it's closing on Broadway shortly, but don't you want to see my version of Dear Evan Hansen? I feel like you do."

And this says, "whoops, I thought this was Kids' Choice Awards and I might get slimed." (And I say: Please keep this facial hair, in general, because it's really working.)
