"I'm so tired," thinks Chris Hemsworth. "It's been a long day. I just want to look searchingly into your eyes and tell a joke about one of my brothers, to cover the fact that you are making my heart sing." Yes, that's exactly it.
"Someday, you will go to Ireland. And you will put on a sweater and some Hunter wellies, which will be very cute by the way, and you will wander the moors. And there I will be, as if I have been waiting there for you since this very day, which of course I will have been. I will also have sheep with me, and a dog. Research what to do with sheep before you get there."
"Dear Diary: It's Day 12 and she still hasn't responded to my ad. I do not know how much more desperately I can seek Susan."
"Let's get naked and do math."