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# Chris Pine on Esquire
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/chris-pine-on-esquire/
- Published: 2023-03-31T18:45:35.000Z
- Updated: 2023-03-31T00:51:10.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2023/03/esquire-march-2023-chris-pine-cover-1680218651.jpg)

Those pants are ridiculously high-waisted, so why do they make sense on him?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/03/Esquire-March-2023-Chris-Pine-by-Mark-Seliger-2-1680218629.jpg)

This is a man who got locked out of his apartment because he was on the run from a candelabra dealer and lost his keys.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/03/Esquire-March-2023-Chris-Pine-by-Mark-Seliger-3-1680218640.jpg)

This man is wondering which superfood is currently wedged between his teeth, as he had eaten at least four of them at his last meal.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/03/Esquire-March-2023-Chris-Pine-by-Mark-Seliger-1-1680218662.jpg)

This man is irritated that [you're carrying such a ludicrously capacious bag that he'll never go to the opera again](https://amyodell.substack.com/p/successions-season-4-premieres-best).

[Your Afternoon Man: Chris Pine, Better Late Than NeverEnjoy.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2023/03/esquire-march-2023-chris-pine-cover-1680218651.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/your-afternoon-man-chris-pine-better-late-than-never-03-2023/)