Those pants are ridiculously high-waisted, so why do they make sense on him?

This is a man who got locked out of his apartment because he was on the run from a candelabra dealer and lost his keys.

This man is wondering which superfood is currently wedged between his teeth, as he had eaten at least four of them at his last meal.

This man is irritated that you're carrying such a ludicrously capacious bag that he'll never go to the opera again.

Your Afternoon Man: Chris Pine, Better Late Than Never

Enjoy.