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# Chris Pine
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/chris-pine/
- Published: 2020-08-10T17:45:02.000Z
- Updated: 2020-08-10T04:37:07.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/shutterstock_editorial_10733348a-1597031878.jpg)

This outfit is a real vacation vibe. The Birks, the jaunty hat, the leopard, the rolled-up pants... this is the hipster who makes artisanal cocktails at a bar in his backyard that he put together out of reclaimed furniture, juices everything by hand, and announces he can make you a signature cocktail based solely on 15 seconds of gazing into your eyes and a sniff of your nape. He of course still won't understand the female orgasm.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/08/shutterstock_editorial_10733348f-1597031887.jpg)

I love how patiently and distantly he waits on this curb. Do we think the lady in the photo has seen and/or recognized him, and is pretending to play Candy Crush while actually photographing him for posterity/to send to her mother?

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/08/shutterstock_editorial_10621389ag-1597031870.jpg)

That scarf and his RBG shirt are a YES from me.

[Here Is Your Chris Pine FixSlightly belated.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/08/shutterstock_editorial_10621389ag-1597031870.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/here-is-your-chris-pine-fix-08-2020/)