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# Chrissy Teigen's AMAs Dress Is DANGEROUS
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/chrissy-teigens-amas-dress-is-dangerous-11-2016/
- Published: 2016-11-21T13:45:09.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-22T20:49:04.000Z
- Description: Chrissy Teigen's AMAs dress is a stiff breeze away from a wardrobe malfunction.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: WTF, American Music Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

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(a) I love Chrissy. She's smart and sassy on Twitter (and, I suspect, in life), and -- as you guys know -- her cookbook, *Cravings*, is literally my favorite cookbook of the year. It is *good.* Not just, like, "good for a celeb." Legit good.

(b) I feel like Chrissy may have worn so very many many bracelets to distract me from the fact that her dress is flirting with major wardrobe malfunction disaster. *Chrissy.* I am *stressed* about the world right now. I do not have the emotional wherewithal to worry about what a gust of wind might do to you! I appreciate your attempt to appease me with jewelry, but I'M CONCERNED!

(c) There *has* to be a leotard-underpinning situation happening here, right? Secretly? Chrissy is not a person who would risk flashing her lady garden to the world and I trust that her junk is wrangled. BUT HOW. I am a fan of logistics. I need to know how this works. FOR MY OWN PEACE OF MIND.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]