Chrissy Teigen’s AMAs Dress Is DANGEROUS

Chrissy Teigen Wears a Bold Dress by Yousef Akbar

Chrissy Teigen AMA Dress — 52237606 Celebrities at the 2016 American Music Awards held at the Microsoft Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California on November 20, 2016. Celebrities at the 2016 American Music Awards held at the Microsoft Theatre L.A. Live in Los Angeles, California on November 20, 2016. Pictured: Chrissy Teigen FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

First of all: Her head looks fantastic. I love her jewelry -- all of it. From the waist up, she looks glorious. From the waist down, she looks...breezy.

Chrissy Teigen Wears a Bold Dress by Yousef Akbar

So. Logistical real talk: My theory is that there's an attached thong sewn in there. Like...a stalwart dance belt attaching the front of her formal loincloth to the back, right? I feel like I need a blueprint to understand how this worked.

Chrissy Teigen Wears a Bold Dress by Yousef Akbar

Chrissy tweeted last night that it took her over an hour to shave to wear this. I had to laugh. I just enjoy her. She's a good sport. You have to wear something like this with a sense of humor, right?

Chrissy Teigen Wears a Bold Dress by Yousef Akbar

I also made myself laugh when I saw this photo, because I found myself seriously thinking, "is the open back a step too far?" JESSICA. IT'S A LOINCLOTH SKIRT. That step has been taken!