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Chrissy Teigen at the Variety Sundance Studio, Presented by Audible on January 21, 2024 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by John Salangsang/Variety via Getty Images)

Chrissy Teigen DEFINITELY tracks as a Cocktail Pajamas person, so this feels right. She ALSO tracks as a person who casually wouldn't button said cocktail pajamas.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JANUARY 23: Chrissy Teigen visits the SiriusXM Studios on January 23, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

And then, for good measure, here's a robe. My overwhelming note here is that I LOVE her hair shorter and so whenever her extensions make a return, I lament it.

Chrissy and John

LOS ANGELES, CA - JANUARY 18: Chrissy Teigen and John Legend are seen arriving at 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' Show on January 18, 2024 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by JOCE/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

I really like John's sweater, and really am underwhelmed by Chrissy's shapewear.

PARK CITY, UTAH - JANUARY 20: Chrissy Teigen attends the "Chrissy & Dave Dine Out" premiere at Sunrise Collective at Riverhorse On Main on January 20, 2024 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Suzi Pratt/Getty Images for Sunrise Collective)

There feels like a bit of a formality gap here between top and bottom. My thought is... the jacket with the big ruffle might look better with sleeker pants, OR a more straightforward jacket would work with the looser pants?

Chrissy Teigen

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JANUARY 22: Chrissy Teigen attends SiriusXM's Radio Andy Theater Live at The Green Room 42 on January 22, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Noam Galai/Getty Images for SiriusXM)

And here's an even BIGGER odd formality gap. Her hair does look good here -- that is a particularly excellent blowout -- but still. I am pro-bob on her.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JANUARY 23: Chrissy Teigen is seen on January 23, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images )

We surely have typed the phrase "Brenda and Kelly wear the same dress to the spring dance" too many times recently -- we did it again on Drinks With Broads in coverage of a fashion auction -- and yet the universe keeps sending us more and more visual references. It must WANT us to make sure that sentence lives forever.

Chrissy Teigen

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JANUARY 23: Chrissy Teigen is seen walking on January 23, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

This is cute, and surely, in NYC, she was freezing?!? Chrissy! We know you have coats!

Chrissy Teigen Has a New Dinner Party Show
On Hulu and Freeform.

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