Quinta in Christian Siriano

She looks like she is dressed as a scrunchie, and it's hilarious.

Janet Jackson

This looks so pleathery and scrunchy, like it will squeak anytime she walks.

Alicia Silverstone

Well. Hmm. I will say... that... Christian must make her feel like the most confident version of herself?

Avril Lavigne

She really IS going into a Christina Aguilera phase. I joked about it the other day but I might be correct.

Kesha

I hope she's rebranding as a singing PI.

Rosie Perez in Siriano

The sheer skirt part might be overkill.

Laura Linney does NOT know what to make of this assemblage.

Harvey Guillen in Siriano

That is one joyful cape.

Sarah Hyland

Good dress. She seems very startled here.

Laverne Cox

Laverne is working this like she was born on a runway.

J.Lo in Ralph Lauren

And now, a mood shift, to Ralph Lauren's wannabe-glam-western situation.

He threw his show in an expensive fake barn. Or, maybe it was a real barn, I don't know his life.

Pom Klementieff

Pom obliged by wearing some leather fringe, which she is selling even though apparently it's very hot in New York right now.

Cara Delevingne

Cara went even MORE into the Wild West for this. I'm all for a Billie the Kid gender flip movie.

Amanda Seyfried

Perhaps the theme is hurting her stomach. (This looks nice on her, all jokes aside.)

Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys

Meanwhile these two are absolutely starring in a period piece about Murder Most Foul in which someone died by a wooden tennis racket.

Sheryl Crow and Laura Dern

I also like the idea of these two doing something together. They both look cool.

Robin Wright

This is right on brand for what she likes to wear.

Gabrielle Union

So gorgeous.

Ariana DeBose

This looks like they draped it and pinned it on her five minutes ago.

Jonathan Bailey

I am never a HUGE fan of that color, but he's looking very swoony.

Julianne Moore

Very on-brand for her.

Mindy Kaling

Chic, but again, probably like a sweat tube.

Qi Wei

Lord, I hope they pumped the A/C in there.

Madison Bailey

I'm not sure the swobe adds much here?

Jason Ralph and Rachel Brosnahan

Oh lord, her shirt is a glittery portrait of Ralph, signed by Ralph. As evidenced by the Polo-sponsored ball kid uniforms at all the tennis tourneys, you know no one loves reminding you about Ralph more than Ralph.

Krystal Jung

Again, this is the kind of simple glam he does well.

Charles Melton

This looks weirdly sloppy, from the hair to the length of the pants.

Kathryn Newton

Eh. This is fine?

Emma Roberts

I am underwhelmed by the giant belt.

Sofia Richie

I can't muster up a fascination with her just because she had a big Vogue wedding, but it appears to have worked far and wide. She does look good.

Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu

Perfect.

Diane Keaton

ALSO PERFECT. Her brand is strong.

Ralph Lauren & Christian Siriano Delivered Big-Deal Front Rows

We've got Janet and J.Lo and Cara, oh my.