This reminds me a bit of what Hudson Williams's partner Katelyn Larson wore to the Oscars. It's like a fuller coverage (hah) pantsuit version.
And the shape of the top on this version REALLY evokes that outfit.
Christian is very committed to this, I guess. I could see Zoe Saldana in this.
I really do not like the cut of this, and it doesn't seem to be in conversation with her actual measurements at all -- obviously the shoulders are intentional, but the sleeves are way too long.
It's hard not to be influenced by the choice of model. But I'm going to go in a totally random direction and say: Ellie Goulding, at a music awards event.
Jason Momoa
Her face says, "I ALSO do not know why I don't get pants. THE GALL."
I mean, while we're talking the Oscars, this is reminiscent of the sheer shirt Connor Storrie wore. It's like trying to attract him but with something he already did.
Lily Collins
Rebel Wilson
Role Model
What if Olivia Rodrigo wore suits sometimes?
Cynthia Erivo
Joe Jonas
Maura Higgins
Jenna Ortega
Cara Delevingne, but with her arms in the sleeves. And a lot of tape.
Meryl
See, this ALSO looks like it's too big -- all the coats are clearly intentionally roomy but it really just looks like someone stole it from the cloakroom to try and cover their naked body. Tailor it and let's talk.
This model reminds me of Jessie J. Where did she go, anyway? Jessie J, Christian has a shirt for you.
Francois Arnaud
Let's get this to... Bella Maclean from Rivals, maybe?
I felt like the one two slides ago would work in a Dirty Dancing remake and I also feel that about this outfit. I miss Swayze too, Christian.
She looks like Phoebe Bridgers. So guess who I'm gonna suggest!
How about Benson Boone.
Maisie Williams
Xolo Maridueña
Julianne Hough
"But how do you feel about blouses, Connor Storrie? Call when you have a break from Saint Laurent, okay?"
How about... Justine Lupe.
Alicia Silverstone
Hayes Warner (from The Shards).
Jackie Tohn
Linda Cardellini
How about our girl Ekin-Su?
Ashley Graham would love it.
Da'Vine Joy Randolph
I don't know. Who's desperate?
This was my first belly laugh of the slideshow. How about Kacey Musgraves.
HOW I CHORTLED. They look kind of like the female reproductive system, so let's say Tove Lo, who has paid sartorial homage to that before.
Did she just wander out in the middle of a fitting?
Sophie Nelisse
I think only Lady Gaga could even try and be taken seriously.
Avantika
Lili Reinhart
Hang on, this might have burned out my retinas.
NOW we're talking, Noah Wyle!
Not gonna lie, I kind of want Anne Hathaway to wear this for one of her last pre-baby appearances.
Janelle James
Cut that off at the poof and I could see it on Natalie Portman.
Mindy Kaling
Lili Reinhart AGAIN.
This might be an awkward bummer on anyone.
Sombr
Mark Indelicato
Parker Posey
Sheryl Lee Ralph
Lexi "Elle Woods" Minetree.
Emily Ratajkowski
If this Casey Affleck movie doesn't do more for her career, we might be on the doorstep of Caylee Cowan wearing this.
Dua Lipa?
Juliette Lewis
Auli'i Cravalho. (I mean... no one's gonna wear this, right?)
We didn't need a third, Christian!