Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

Yes, it's Coco Rocha!

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

This is the first time that Christian has used male models, as well. (He also has hired transgender models this season, although I do not know if that's the first for him, of course.)

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

Obviously, I am into these gold shoes.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

I appeciate that these women do not need a bracelet, and also obviously I enjoy these shoes.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

SOMEONE will wear this.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

I feel that Christina Hendricks may be tempted.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

This dress is actually v. spare and minimalist for Christian.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

This feels very Selena Gomez to me. She'd be a good get for Christian.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

I love this. Can we get Soon To Be New Princess Meghan Markle in this?!

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

This color is great.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

This coat is SO sunny.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

Also noteworthy: These sunglasses bring me joy.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

I long for someone to wear this hat to a red carpet event.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

I love this textile and want to paper my downstairs powder room with it.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

SO lovely. And the long sleeves will be good -- presumably, climate change notwithstanding -- for the Globes in January. This would be fun on someone like Maisie Williams.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

I spent a long time looking at this model because I thought she was Helena Christensen before I realized nipples are involved.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

There are a lot of Duchess Appropriate Dresses this season; I am sure Kate is making notes in between retching.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

I really hope someone wears this to the Emmys. Danielle Brooks was at the show, and often wears Christian. This would be gorgeous on her.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

Leslie Jones was also in attendence and I think she would look AMAZING in this.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

Or this! This one is definitely going to get some play.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

I'm not kidding; I just procrastinated for like twenty minutes doing some research on removable wallpaper (I am moving to a new apartment so I'm nesting).

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

Patricia Clarkson also sat front row, and this would look steller on her.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

I love this color.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

This sweater is so The Classic Years of J Crew, in a way I appreciate. (I obviously love the skirt.)

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

Here's our ACLU hoodie!

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

Stripes!

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

This feels sort of Erdem-adjacent.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

With lining, I LOVE this.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

May the Duchess of Cambridge float out in this, its waistline removed, in four months or so.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

These appliques are a treat.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

Someone will also DEFINITELY wear this.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

I long for someone to wear this to the Emmys.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

Same.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

ALSO SAME. I actually love this. The fan-detailing, plus the sunny yellow, makes me feel like this is Christian trying to appeal to Solange. (Who can blame him?)

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

It's not Christian Siriano if it doesn't end with a lot of fluffy drama.

Christian Siriano Spring/Summer 2018 Runway Show

You open with Coco, you close with Coco.