Ciara

Unfortunately for her, every time I look at her logo, I think it says RiRi. I mean, maybe that misunderstanding would work in her favor because people are so eager for Rihanna to release new music.

On the album cover, she is standing where the lobster claw is on her shirt here. I applaud her commitment to red for this collab.

Ciara

She put the other version of herself on a DIFFERENT t-shirt. Like I said: COMMITMENT.

I'm sure that's a C balloon, but it ALSO looks like a curled metallic serpent waiting to lunge at Russell. He's with you now! Don't eat your own, New York! (Just kidding, New York eats its own athletes all the time. Just not usually at a seafood boil.)

Your Late Morning/Afternoon Red Lobster Plug: Ciara

And so much shrimp.