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# Ciarfug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/ciarfug-12-2015/
- Published: 2015-12-14T20:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2015-12-14T03:43:35.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

This dress is kind of a sideways mullet. Or, perhaps more accurately, the equivalent of having a bob on one half of your head and [Crystal Gayle's hair](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9c/ab/03/9cab03dcefd72a0b736bb7259a3e2f81.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) on the other.

![billboard women in music ciara](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/12/gettyimages-501076532.jpg "Ciara")

What's the point of all that banding if you're going to hide it in what's effectively a scarf you've tossed up and around your boobs? Just make it a long skirt so that we can appreciate the good part of the design, rather than wondering if she felt lopsided all night.

![ciara billboard women in music](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/12/GettyImages-500982326.jpg "Ciara")

I call this, "Regrets."

\[Photos: Getty\]