Camila Cabello in Oscar de la Renta
This is fine. A little bit fairy tale, a little bit rock and roll.
Nicholas Galitzine
He's your Prince Charming. This photo just made me laugh. He looks like a robot struggling to move.
Never fear, it was just one photo. He's cute and so is that red jacket. I love this look.
Billy Porter
Billy Porter puts a lot of thought into his joint fashion creations. So SURELY it is not an accident that, at the premiere of a Disney movie, his train makes his shoulders look like they have Mickey Mouse ears.
Billy Porter and Adam Smith
I do like the coat-dress, though, and I think without the cape/train it might have been a bit too SWINTON When She's In a Rigid Mood.
Maddie Baillio
Maddie is one of the stepsisters -- we did not have a photo of the other actress -- and I hope they wrote that to be a very fun part, because it SHOULD be. (She was Tracy Turnblad in NBC's Hairspray production, in case you recognize her.) I can't say I love the dress, but that will surprise no one. I can see where she might have been going with it, though: It IS quite Disney Princess Wicked Stepsister.
Idina Menzel
She is the wicked stepmother, and I wish she'd gone with something more fun than this. Also, something about the turtleneck and the bangs and her hair is making her head look rectangular in a way that it is not.
Lake Bell
Oh, God, no, this just makes me want to tug and tug and scooch and tug until it's all even, and it never will be, because it isn't DESIGNED to be, but WHY, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS.
Alex Lee-Aillón, Paris Brosnan, Avery Wheless, and Dylan Brosnan
I gather Pierce Brosnan decided to let his sons represent him, and they brought the ladies in their lives. Alex on the left is wearing something that feels EXTREMELY 2004 to me. And Dylan, the Brosnan on the right, looks like he thinks he's in... shoot, the band where half of them look like amiable displaced vampires. Now I can't remember the name. (No, not the Eurovision winner Maneskin; it's a longer-running joke than that. IS THIS HOW IT STARTS.)(edited to add: THE BAND PERRY. Thank you commenter Super Fun!!!!)
Logan Browning in Stella Jean
This is the cutest treasure map I have ever seen. Sincerely.
Kay Cannon
Kay looks lovely, but that is BELLE'S color, not Cinderella's! (I jest, but seriously, she even looks like Belle.)
Kevin Quinn
"Hello, I am Zac Efron's head and Timothee Chalamet's fashion sense. I'm here if you need me."