Cindy Crawford Is Town & Country's Cover Model This Month

I would be remiss if I didn't note that I really want that bathing suit. I...may not look like Cindy Crawford in it, but still.

Cindy Crawford Is Town & Country's Cover Model This Month

I think this cover -- the subscriber cover -- is more facially arresting, but her outfit is more confusing? While we're here, though: My goodness, all the jewelry she's wearing is divine. (T&C knows from diamonds, certainly.)

Cindy Crawford Is Town & Country's Cover Model This Month

"Hello. I'm Cindy Crawford, and I'm a PROFESSIONAL."

Cindy Crawford Is Town & Country's Cover Model This Month

The subtext of all these interior photos is, to me, "Wow, Malibu is nice." (Although when they shot this, I suspect Malibu was also CHILLY, so applause to Cindy for looking so warm.)

Cindy Crawford Is Town & Country's Cover Model This Month

Kaia Gerber really DOES resemble her mother.

Cindy Crawford Is Town & Country's Cover Model This Month

The subtext of this shot is LEGS AND BRACELET FOR DAYS.