CinemaCon 2023

Jennifer Lawrence

This outfit is.. forgettable. I guess I appreciate the hit of pink, but the shoe style reminds me SO much of the Ruby Slippers that I find it weirdly distracting. I generally think Jennifer Lawrence is at a place in her life where she would sell her soul to the devil in exchange for being able to do movies but not ever have to get dressed up, and I can't blame her. Home is so COMFY.

Issa Rae

This looks like a very tiny tractor ran her over twice.

Hailee Steinfeld

CURSE YOU, BLACK CARPET. And curse you, neck flower. WTF is that even doing there.

Shameik Moore

This is an interesting patchwork. I am pretty sure his right knee is a tarot card.

Paul Dano

Crisp!

Orlando Bloom

I believe he's there for Gran Turismo, which also stars David Harbour and, FUN FACT, Geri (Halliwell) Horner. There had better be a musical number. Also this outfit is... fine. It's functional. It's ON him, which is something, considering that besides Lord of the Rings I think he's most famous for naked paddleboarding with Katy Perry.

Glen Powell, Sydney Sweeney, Will Gluck

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13885308bi) Glen Powell, Sydney Sweeney and Will Gluck Opening Night Photocall, CinemaCon 2023, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA - 24 Apr 2023 Sony Pictures Entertainment Kicks Things Off with an Exclusive Presentation Highlighting its Upcoming Releases

There is a lot of shine in this photo. I do not think Sydney's jumpsuit is cut to fit her chest.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEI/Shutterstock (13885308ba) Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney Opening Night Photocall, CinemaCon 2023, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA - 24 Apr 2023 Sony Pictures Entertainment Kicks Things Off with an Exclusive Presentation Highlighting its Upcoming Releases

Well, I thought I got the one with his eyes OPEN, which also existed, but whatever. The point holds: They're both taken, but this is the kind of photo that births a thousand fanfics.