Anya Taylor-Joy in Ludovic de Saint Sernin, with Chris Hemsworth

This dress is indeed designed to look like it's coming apart at the hem, or like it's woven from one gigantic belt that wasn't measured QUITE correctly. For me it kinda drags the whole thing down -- I feel like when I saw her walk out on stage I would've have had several seconds of being like AM I WITNESSING A MALFUNCTION? before realizing it was intentional. (Chris Hemsworth... is also there, looking unimaginative.)

Michael Keaton

He looks great, like he just flew in from vacation and can't wait to tell you about all the papayas he ate.

Catherine O'Hara

This outfit feels on-brand for the Beetlejuice crew. Sadly we didn't get Winona Ryder or Jenna Ortega, which I hope is just scheduling (maybe they're shooting Stranger Things and Wednesday) and not lack of enthusiasm.

Monica Bellucci

Monica is also in the movie, as Beetlejuice's wife. I'm glad to see he married age-appropriately!!!

Saleka and M. Night Shyamalan

She is one of M. Night's daughters, a musician, and she performed at the event -- and she's also in her dad's movie, Trap, which is coming out this summer.

Ishana Night Shyamalan

Ishana, meanwhile, is directing one of their summer releases. It's a nepo factory! Real talk: Ishana looks GREAT here? I might wish the top were a bit of a more distinct different color, but the pants are fantastic and the whole thing is VERY chic.

Kevin Costner

And then this dude rolled up looking perfectly nice, but also too cool for school.

I heartily object to his chin hair, and also to whatever he's doing to his head suit currently.

Bong Joon-ho and Robert Pattinson

Rob stars in Joon-ho's follow-up to Parasite, which is called Mickey 17, which is based on a book called Mickey 7 (the number apparently correlates to the number of times the character dies, after which he is essentially reprinted). They both look very nice, which is probably a small miracle given that Pattinson has a brand new baby at home.

"There was spit-up on my sweater. I'm sure you understand."

Furiosa and Beetlejuice Are Coming

It's time for Warner Bros. at Cinemacon.