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# Claire Foy and Ryan Gosling Are Beautifully Coordinated
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/claire-foy-and-ryan-gosling-are-beautifully-coordinated-10-2018/
- Published: 2018-10-05T14:00:11.000Z
- Updated: 2018-10-05T14:39:27.000Z
- Description: Let's decide they had a WhatsApp chain.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Well Played, Oscar de la Renta, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

**Goz**:  
*sup girl*

**Her Maj**: *Hello, Mr. Gosling!*

**Goz**: *u up*

**Her Maj**: *Well, yes. So it would seem.*

**Her Maj**: *As a matter of fact, you're quite timely.* *I'm entertaining my options for the premiere.*

**Her Maj**: *What do you think, pants made of holiday wrap tubes,* *or a skirt with the man in the moon* 
*silk-screened over my, er, majesty?*

**Goz**: *wut*

**Goz**:  
*ur funny*

**Her Maj**: *Ta very much.* *I've actually found a fetching canary number with* *an X marks the spot sort of feel. It's Oscar de la Renta,* *if you must know.*

**Goz**: *cool cool. was gonna ask if ur taping greys anatomy*

**Goz**:

but *while im here should i try to match or what*

**Her Maj**: *Certainly! That could be a lark.*

**Goz**: *lark? thot u said canary?*

**Her Maj**: *You're a card, Mr. Gosling!*

**Goz**: *wait what r u talking bout a cardinal now?*

**Goz**:  
*wtf is up w you and birds*

**Her Maj**: *Ah, well, in British slang I suppose I am one!* *What are you trotting out for the night?*

**Goz**: *green suit, shiny, its so good. no yellow rn, but could change?*

**Goz**:  
*oh wait ive got a yellow polo, can throw on under*

**Goz**:  
*stylist might kill me but whatever, i won an oscar*

**Her Maj**:   *I don't think you did, pet. Not yet.*

**Goz**: u sure

**Her Maj**: *Well for one thing it's not in any of our press materials, or on the poster.*

**Goz**: *just kidding id remember, probs. but close enough*

**Goz**:  
*nobody counts affleck, dude sux*

**Her Maj**: *Too right. Well, I shall see you tomorrow. Will Eva be there?*

**Goz**: *who*

**Her Maj**: *You are so delightfully dry!*

**Goz**: *no rly who*

**Goz**:  
*oh EVA, sorry, thot you said eva*

**Her Maj**: *(...)*

**Goz**: *k bye*

**Her Maj**: *What do you mea -- oh, we're done?* 
*Right, see you at the party, then.*

**Goz**: *thx*