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Claire Julien in Pucci

This isn't AS bad as I feared when I first saw it -- I thought she had some serious boob exposure issues, but in fact, it's this flesh-toned layered thing and the fact that the Wing of Love only covers half of her chest. But I DID only just suss out that the bird embroidery might be on the dress underneath and not on the overslip, because THAT has a big old cross on it, and... The more I try to pick apart what is where, the more I dislike this again. She doesn't need gossamer religious armor, y'all. These aren't the crusades. She's not Joan of ArcLight Cinemas.

Claire Julien

Those shoes look like she strapped herself to some defective ceramic models of the large intestine.

Claire Julien

The back is not selling me, either. It's better than how it looks from the front, but... if I might quote an esteemed and courageous gentleman from the Saturday morning cartoons: ZOIKS.

Claire Fuglien
Well, at least she's still trying things...? Unfortunately, for whatever reason, what she's trying put the song "On The Wings of Love" into my head and now that's all I can see or hear. [Photos: Getty]

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