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# Claudia Schiffug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/claudia_schiffug0917-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-17T13:00:47.000Z
- Updated: 2010-09-16T20:42:28.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: patterns, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Claudia Schiffer's Twitter stream, seen here as she updates on the fly:  
  
![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/09/94422_44992pcn_claudia02.jpg "Supermodel Claudia Schiffer picks up an iced coffee whilst out and about in London's West End")

  
Schifferrific: CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO CHANGE THIS SHIRT BEFORE I LEFT THE HOUSE. LOOK CRAYCRAY LIKE TOP HALF IS REF, BOTTOM IS GRANDMA (5 minutes ago)  
  
@NAOMI\_CAMPBELL\_RULES Oh, cram it, Naoms. It's just the school run, not the catwalk. I'm sure you're worn worse. At least I'm not wearing BLOOD DIAMONDS, AMIRITE? (4 minutes ago)  
  
@NAOMI\_CAMPBELL\_RULES Sorry. (3 minutes ago)  
  
Schifferrrific: ALSO MY PURSE DOESN'T MATCH! I'M TOTALLY ENDING UP IN US WEEKLY! Also, if no one hears from me within two hours, call the police. I'm scared of Naomi.