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Dan Stevens

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Frank Micelotta/FX/PictureGroup/REX/Shutterstock (9768116g) Dan Stevens 'Legion' TV show panel, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 22 Jul 2018

I don't watch Legion -- I saw season one and just... truly hated it -- so I have no idea if this mustache exists because of that, or because... I mean, is he gunning for Young Hercule Poirot?

Anya Taylor-Joy

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9766115af) Anya Taylor-Joy Variety and YouTube Originals Kick Off Party, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 19 Jul 2018

This could be better.

SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 21: Anya Taylor-Joy attends Entertainment Weekly's Comic-Con Bash held at FLOAT, Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 21, 2018 in San Diego, California sponsored by HBO (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for Entertainment Weekly)

It's... why does her corset have a belt? She looks like a gift box.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Karl Walter/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9766841b) Anya Taylor Joy 'Glass' and 'Halloween' film panel, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 20 Jul 2018

That's all very Ariana Grande. It's... fine? It's fine. That's the most I can offer her.

Kat Graham in Ermanno Scervino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (9767417bj) Kat Graham Entertainment Weekly party, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 21 Jul 2018 WEARING ERMANNO SCERVINO SAME OUTFIT AS CATWALK MODEL *9433677ab

That thing is crazy, and I think she looks super in it.

Kat Graham

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9766115j) Kat Graham Variety and YouTube Originals Kick Off Party, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 19 Jul 2018 WEARING DZOJCHEN

Every time I look at this, I think for a second that she's holding a crystal vase in front of her.

Sarah Paulson in Calvin Klein

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Karl Walter/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9766841c) Sarah Paulson 'Glass' and 'Halloween' film panel, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 20 Jul 2018 WEARING CALVIN KLEIN

This is from CK's weird dalliance with vaguely Western-style stuff. It looks decent on Sarah here, but still sort of... plasticky.

Amandla Stenberg

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9765777hz) Amandla Stenberg Variety Studio Comic-Con, Day 3, San Diego, USA - 21 Jul 2018 WEARING BY BONNIE YOUNG

I tend to think: Pick a skirt.

Parisa Fitz-Henley

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (9767417fu) Parisa Fitz-Henley Entertainment Weekly party, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 21 Jul 2018

Parisa is perhaps best-known to readers of this site for playing Meghan Markle in the movie about her romance with Harry. It was good casting, but I've decided this entire outfit was all about her trying to torpedo those comparisons, because Meghan would probably sooner have lunch with Samantha Markle than wear this.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9765777cy) Parisa Fitz-Henley Variety Studio Comic-Con, Day 3, San Diego, USA - 21 Jul 2018

She's making this look cute, though, and that's saying something.

Jodie Whittaker

Exclusive - All Around Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9765796ju) Jodie Whittaker - 'Doctor Who' Exclusive - Variety Portrait Studio Comic-Con, Day 3, San Diego, USA - 21 Jul 2018

Jodie is the first woman to play Doctor Who, and I am very excited about it, even though I don't watch that show. I am open to you all telling me how wrong that is. Anyway, love her outfit here.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (9767417fh) Jodie Whittaker Entertainment Weekly party, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 21 Jul 2018 WEARING TOMMY ZHONG

I don't hate this, either? It might need a wee hoik, but it's funky in a way that reminds me of something Caitriona Balfe might try.

Nafessa Williams

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rob Latour/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9765776qu) Nafessa Williams Variety Studio Comic-Con, Day 3, San Diego, USA - 21 Jul 2018

That's sculptural, for sure, and might be my favorite thing she's worn -- although that could be faint praise given some of what that involves.

Jane Levy, Melanie Lynskey, Bill Skarsgard and Sissy Spacek

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9765771dq) Jane Levy, Melanie Lynskey, Bill Skarsgard and Sissy Spacek Variety Studio Comic-Con, Day 2, San Diego, USA - 20 Jul 2018

Jane Levy and Bill win this one. Question: Would I have thought he looked like a serial killer if I had ever seen him before It? Because he has some naturally scary eyes.

Rhea Seehorn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9765771ff) Rhea Seehorn Variety Studio Comic-Con, Day 2, San Diego, USA - 20 Jul 2018

She looks lovely, as always.

Jamie Lee Curtis

Exclusive - All Around Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9765773bq) Jamie Lee Curtis - 'Halloween' Exclusive - Variety Portrait Studio Comic-Con, Day 2, San Diego, USA - 20 Jul 2018

The queen.

AJ Michalka

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9765777v) AJ Michalka Variety Studio Comic-Con, Day 3, San Diego, USA - 21 Jul 2018

I do not even understand this. Next.

Entertainment Weekly Hosts Its Annual Comic-Con Party At FLOAT At The Hard Rock Hotel In San Diego In Celebration Of Comic-Con 2018 - Arrivals

SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 21: AJ Michalka attends Entertainment Weekly's Comic-Con Bash held at FLOAT, Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 21, 2018 in San Diego, California sponsored by HBO (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Entertainment Weekly)

... Also pass. This is giving me a Where The Wild Things Are vibe and I can't totally sort out why.

Andrew Lincoln, Norman Reedus, Lauren Cohan, Danai Gurira and Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9766619a) Andrew Lincoln, Norman Reedus, Lauren Cohan, Danai Gurira and Jeffrey Dean Morgan 'The Walking Dead' TV show photocall, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 20 Jul 2018 2018 Comic-Con International: San Diego Day2- FOX International?s THE WALKING DEAD photocall

I need Jeffrey Dean Morgan to return to a show that I can actually watch, so I can appreciate the way he drips the sexy. Lauren Cohan looks super in that color, and Danai Gurira has discovered the one item of clothing that looks truly wretched on her, which is... not the blessing for which I'd hoped.

SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 21: Danai Gurira attends Entertainment Weekly's Comic-Con Bash held at FLOAT, Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 21, 2018 in San Diego, California sponsored by HBO (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for Entertainment Weekly)

Much better.

Ruth Negga in Ulla Johnson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9766833n) Ruth Negga Celebrities at Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 20 Jul 2018 2018 Comic-Con International: San Diego Day2 WEARING ULLA JOHNSON

Oy. I love her, and I feel like none of this is right, but particularly the shoes. I do think my grandmother owned those.

Rebecca Romijn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (9766850y) Rebecca Romijn 'The Death of Superman' film Photocall, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 20 Jul 2018 2018 Comic-Con International: San Diego Day2 - The Death of Superman Photocall WEARING HANEY

That's the best thing she's worn in ages.

Amber Heard

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Eric Charbonneau/REX/Shutterstock (9767281gi) Amber Heard Warner Bros. Presentation at 2018 Comic-Con, San Diego, USA - 21 July 2018 WEARING ELIE SAAB

I love her shoes. 

Regina King

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/REX/Shutterstock (9767417eb) Regina King Entertainment Weekly party, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 21 Jul 2018

Not as wild about hers, but she looks groovy.

Katherine Waterston, Eddie Redmayne, Alison Sudol and Dan Fogler

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rebecca Cabage/REX/Shutterstock (9767430r) Katherine Waterston, Eddie Redmayne, Alison Sudol and Dan Fogler 'Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald' film portraits, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 21 Jul 2018

I feel badly for these people. I admittedly did not enjoy the first movie -- part of the problem being that I just don't want to watch Eddie Redmayne do things -- but it's not their fault that Johnny Depp is infecting the second one. They're just doing a job they signed on for long before he came into the picture. 

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Rebecca Cabage/REX/Shutterstock (9767430f) Eddie Redmayne 'Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald' film portraits, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 21 Jul 2018

Can we also just talk about why he isn't playing a person who is trying to turn himself -- slowly -- into Owen Wilson?

Katherine Waterston, Eddie Redmayne

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Karl Walter/Variety/REX/Shutterstock (9767227p) Katherine Waterston and Eddie Redmayne 'Warner Bros Studio' panel, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 21 Jul 2018

"How's my breath?" "Diabolical." "Perfect."

Rufus Sewell

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Todd Williamson/JanuaryImages/REX/Shutterstock (9767455f) Rufus Sewell 'The Man in the High Castle' TV show, Comic-Con International, San Diego, USA - 21 Jul 2018

In good news, Lord M's cheekbones are still in play in the world.

Zoe Kravitz and Jason Momoa

SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 21: Zoe Kravitz and Jason Momoa attend Entertainment Weekly's Comic-Con Bash held at FLOAT, Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 21, 2018 in San Diego, California sponsored by HBO (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for Entertainment Weekly)

She legit looks like his 15-year old child. She will look like a teenager forever.

Camilla Luddington

SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 21: Camilla Luddington attends Entertainment Weekly's Comic-Con Bash held at FLOAT, Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 21, 2018 in San Diego, California sponsored by HBO (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for Entertainment Weekly)

It pleases me no end that she -- Lifetime's original Kate Middleton -- and Parisa were at the same party. PLEASE TELL ME they had a Summit of the Duchesses.

Chloe Bennet and Logan Paul

SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 21: Chloe Bennet (L) and Logan Paul attend Entertainment Weekly's Comic-Con Bash held at FLOAT, Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 21, 2018 in San Diego, California sponsored by HBO (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for Entertainment Weekly)

She looks fine, if a bit obsessed with the 80s. But she just started dating this Vine douchelord -- seriously, he and his brother Jake seem like Pieces Of Work -- and I hope her face suggests that she's rethinking dating a dude who wrote, "I can ride your girl with no handlebars," and, "I've been cycling on your chick, yeah.

Rachel Bloom

SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 21: Rachel Bloom attends Entertainment Weekly's Comic-Con Bash held at FLOAT, Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 21, 2018 in San Diego, California sponsored by HBO (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Entertainment Weekly)

I'm... glad she had fun?

Jamie Chung

SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 21: Jamie Chung attends Entertainment Weekly's Comic-Con Bash held at FLOAT, Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 21, 2018 in San Diego, California sponsored by HBO (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Entertainment Weekly)

If she stands in exactly the right spot, her dress can broadcast CFL games.

Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas

SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 21: (L-R) Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas attend Entertainment Weekly's Comic-Con Bash held at FLOAT, Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 21, 2018 in San Diego, California sponsored by HBO (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for Entertainment Weekly)

Oooh, that's the best thing she's worn in ages.

Ezra Miller et al

SAN DIEGO, CA - JULY 21: Ezra Miller (C) attends Entertainment Weekly's Comic-Con Bash held at FLOAT, Hard Rock Hotel San Diego on July 21, 2018 in San Diego, California sponsored by HBO (Photo by Joe Scarnici/Getty Images for Entertainment Weekly)

However, I've said it before, and I'll say it again: He seems.... exhausting.

Cleaning Up After Comic-Con
It's time to round it up and move along.

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