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Cate Blanchett in Maison Margiela

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 06: Cate Blanchett attends the BFI Fellowship celebration for Guillermo Del Toro at The Rosewood London on May 06, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Joe Maher/Getty Images)

This looks like a suit jacket undergoing awkward puberty.

Molly Gordon

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 07: Molly Gordon is seen at 'The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon' on May 07, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)

I believe she is promoting The Sheep Detectives, which I can't wait to see. They need to solve the mystery of BOTH choices made below the waist here.

Taylor Hale

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 07: Taylor Hale attends the 2026 Vulture Reality Masterminds Celebration at The Lawn Club on May 07, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)

She won Big Brother a few years ago. I think the dress represents how much of the winnings are left after taxes.

Allison Janney

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MAY 07: Allison Janney attends the Los Angeles Premiere of HBO's "Miss You, Love You" at Hammer Museum on May 07, 2026 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I enjoy the fringed animal print so much. She does not bore.

Kelly Reilly

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 05: Kelly Reilly attends a special screening event for new Paramount+ series 'Dutton Ranch' at the Curzon Bloomsbury on May 05, 2026 in London, England. (Photo by Darren Gerrish/Darren Gerrish/WireImage for Paramount+ UK)

This, sadly, does.

Doja Cat

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 03: Doja Cat is seen in Herald Square on May 03, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by The Hapa Blonde/GC Images)

The headband looks like a bachelorette party souvenir that she can't throw away, sentimentally, but DOES plan to put in a shoebox in her closet as soon as she gets home.

Jane Fonda

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 30: Jane Fonda attends the 2026 TCM Classic Film Festival's Opening Night Gala screening of "Barefoot In The Park" at TCL Chinese Theatre on April 30, 2026 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Monica Schipper/Getty Images)

She looks super in purple. (Pretty much any color, really.)

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski at the 2026 Lucille Lortel Awards held at NYU Skirball on May 03, 2026 in New York, New York. (Photo by Kristina Bumphrey/Variety via Getty Images)

He was nominated for a Louise Lortel award, so they swung by the night before the Met. They look fine! His outfit is actually pretty slick.

Sarah Pidgeon

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 29: Sarah Pidgeon seen at ABC Studios in Hudson Square on April 29, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

The coat and the purse here are fun, and you can see little orange balls on the heels that tie them in, which is clever.

Paul Anthony Kelly

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 29: Paul Anthony Kelly seen at ABC Studios in Hudson Square on April 29, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

That sweater has got to be so cozy.

Constance Zimmer

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 29: Constance Zimmer is seen on April 29, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

I am a SUCKER for a red coat. This whole thing is delightful.

Simone Ashley

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 29: Simone Ashley is seen in Hudson Square on April 29, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/GC Images)

Her legs are always a winner, but all these pieces are a jumble. I'm especially curious why someone patched a shirt with floral scraps.

Simone Ashley

MIAMI, FLORIDA - APRIL 30: Simone Ashley is seen on April 30, 2026 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by 305pics/GC Images)

Are the horses on this dress trying to gallop away from it? They should.

Grace Gummer

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 29: Grace Gummer is seen on April 29, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

This could have been cool if it weren't so committed to looking like she hemmed it herself -- sawn off at the bottom, all other ones rolled.

Taylor Swift

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 27: Taylor Swift seen in West Village on April 27, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Aeon/GC Images)

I am not always one for her walking-around choices, but that's a nice sundress, and the yellow purse is a cute hit of color.

Kate Hudson

PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 29: Kate Hudson is seen leaving her hotel on April 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)

This seems like a normal parka...

PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 29: Kate Hudson is seen leaving her hotel on April 29, 2026 in Paris, France. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)

... but the elastic under the butt was unexpected. As were the ruffled pants. Do we think she knew they looked so coordinated from behind?

Brenda Song

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 27: Brenda Song is seen on April 27, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by XNY/Star Max/GC Images)

She did a few promotional rounds for Running Point, usually in a long dress that would seem more appropriate for the late-night shows than the daytime ones. Also, ruching is a tough sell.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 28: Brenda Song is seen outside GMA Studios on April 28, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

This seems a hair too small. They dress her better on the show; she should steal some of it. Borrow! Borrow. Yes.

Julianna Margulies

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - APRIL 27: Keith Lieberthal and actress Julianna Margulies attend the 51st Chaplin Award Gala honoring George Clooney at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on April 27, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Carrasquillo/GC Images)

This is depressing -- whatever is going on with the lining makes it look like there's a deflated beige bum-bag stuffed up underneath.

Meg Stalter

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 01: Meg Stalter is seen giving herself an essie pedicure on the street on May 01, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Simon/Getty Images for essie)

This was an Essie thing -- all the photos say, "Meg Stalter Spotted Mid-essie Pedicure." Basically, she was photographed paint her toes in the park, and also while sitting in her giant limo with the door open. This is as exhausting an idea as you would expect; I wonder if essie felt like ANYONE was paying attention to the nail color.

Meg Stalter

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Megan Stalter is seen on May 06, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Raymond Hall/GC Images)

For a second I thought her hat was bread. Get back to me when her hat actually IS bread.

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