J.Lo

This would've been better on her as a minidress. Or at the very least, without that inch or two where the slip has stopped but the ruffles haven't yet begun.

Iman

Of COURSE Iman would find a way to make a neck brace beautiful.

Kourtney K and Travis Barker

This is so messy on Kourtney that I've invented a whole narrative wherein they got into a blazing fight before the event and she only decided to come 30 seconds prior to leaving.

Will Ferrell

He must be promoting his golf show, which they filmed at a course here where Liam spends a lot of his practice time. I had to navigate all the trailers in that parking lot SO OFTEN. I hope it's good, and that there's a subplot about a quiet teen golfer working through his putting stations.

Rosalia

That is a wholesome improvement on the Parasol of Doom or whatever the hell that outfit was.

Ayo Edebiri

Bjork! I welcome her influence here. IMAGINE if Ayo picked up where our fearless Icelandic sprite left off, fashion-wise.

Suki Waterhouse

This is adorable, and the only thing I think I'd even consider losing is the chapeau.

Angelina Jolie

I almost wrote about this earlier in the week with the headline, "Angelina Looks Glamorously Bored," and then I decided that's literally all I have to say about it AND it's not even that glamorous. JUST bored.

Krysten Ritter

Lovely!

Jessie Ware

This is kooky as hell, but she's at an art party at the V&A, which feels like the exact right place for it.

Zawe Ashton

Is she carrying a vase as a purse?!?

Eve

Did we lose Eve to England? Who could blame her. She looks very slick here.

John Cena

Please hold your horses -- John will answer all your questions after he finishes pitching The Today Show on his monorail idea and/or his magical mystical bone-building tonic.

Olivia Cooke

Gorgeous color. That's all I've got. (This is why we do these posts sometimes -- people fall through the cracks because two words is all I can manage, but that's perfect for a lightbox clear-out slideshow.)

Brian Cox

At first I thought those were pot leaves; then I realized they're bugs. THEN I realized I couldn't remember his Succession character name, but it came to me: Logan Roy. Given all that, I'm lucky to have finished typing this slide at all. He looks cool.

Mr. Clean

This man DOES keep his whites pristine. Give me your tips, Mr. Clean.

Let's Clear The Decks With J.Lo, Rosalia, Ayo, Angelina, and... Mr. Clean?

Well, why not.