Billie Eilish

I know her aesthetic is... whatever this is... but I still feel like she looks like a character in The Mighty Ducks: Not Ducking Finished Yet, playing goalie for a broke youth team and forced to improvise her pads.

Brandon Moynihan

"Hey, it's Captain Obvious," I said, fulfilling the promise of his name.

Diane Amos

Diane has been the Pine Sol spokes person for ages, and I totally knew that even without the help of Informative Caption. That's a mark of how many ads for Pine Sol I have seen in my years of being addicted to daytime soaps.

Jonathan Goldsmith and Nicole Purcell

I don't know if that is his wife, girlfriend, daughter, life coach, director, or what, but he's The Most Interesting Man in the World so it could be all of the above. (I noticed that ad campaign also died right after they aged him down into a younger and way less interesting dude, so HA.)

Wendy Kaufman

It's Snapple Wendy! I wish her dress had scroll work on it all the way down, but hey, she was usually sitting behind a desk so maybe she forgot that wasn't the case here.

Isaiah Mustafa

Ah, Old Spice Man, the original and the best.

Sheryl Crow

Sheryl Crow is noteworthy for being Sheryl Crow.

Joan Jett

Joan, also, speaks for herself.

The Clio Awards Invited People You May Recognize

From commercials, that is.