Janelle Monae in Nicole + Felicia Couture

What very pointed flower placement! She's like a beautiful fembot -- those things should be locked and loaded with something, even if it's just a water squirter.

Serena Williams in Safiyaa

This is pretty good on her!

Kylie Minogue in David Koma

Very cool -- I like that the silver detail looks kind of like a sound wave.

Ice Spice

I'm not into the super lopsided skirt situation here.

Halle and Chloe Bailey

Halle must really have been ready to get back out there post-baby -- she wore two very sexy dresses this weekend.

Bebe Rexha

She pretty much wore all black this weekend. I don't mind this, but it gives the impression she might pop out of it in a second.

Lana Del Rey in custom Vivienne Westwood

This feels banal for a custom Westwood.

Niecy Nash

She does slinky so well.

Grace Gummer and Mark Ronson

Grace, wearing your nightie to the party does NOT guarantee you'll get home by your usual bedtime.

Julien Baker, Lucy Dacus, Phoebe Bridgers

Jeepers, Phoebe. I don't WANT X-Ray vision.

Machine Gun Kelly

Speaking of X-rays, those shoes are kooky. They almost look like he's just wearing novelty socks.

Green Day

I LOVE how they look like they're eavesdropping on something juicy.

Monica

Brandy at the Grammys, Monica at the pre-party... how about a "The Boy Is Mine" follow-up? WHOSE WAS HE.

Tyla in Area

She looks like a Flintstones character. Tyla Rocksalt.

Victoria Monet in Nicolas Jebran

This is so heavy. I feel like, keep it simple underneath and wear the coat, or just do the dress -- but some of the problem is the way the gown is cut to bunch at the knees.

Kat Graham

"It's this new thing in waitressing we're trying. We WEAR the roll of towels. Just wipe your hands as needed!"

Coco Jones in Nina Ricci

She looks like a raven flew into a cloud.

Charlotte Lawrence

This child really likes to wear Kleenex.

Lainey Wilson

She is committed to her hat game, and brought it to every single event. This is Courthouse Wedding Cowgirl.

Ellie Goulding in Zuhair Murad

This is so much better than the boring sheer bordello thing she wore to the actual Grammys.

Shania Twain

I would love to see a boot tip, but otherwise, CARRY ON, SHANIA.

Samara Joy

This is in keeping with the gold she wore to the Grammys. This must be her power color.

Megan Thee Stallion in Oude Waag

Megan looks sleek and cool. What a weird week SHE had.

Maluma

He is just an incredibly suave, stylish man. I love this.

Dove Cameron, Damiano David

I love that Dove is dating the Maneskin lead singer. This feels really perfect.

Julia Garner in Simkhai and Mark Foster

I never connected until now that Julia's husband is the lead of Foster the People. They look fine. Unfortunately for him, it wasn't raining on the night of this party, so we can't blame his hair on the weather.

Dua Lipa in Valentino

And here's Dua modeling Sexy Bubonic Plague.

Babyface

He's very dapper.

Avril Lavigne in Saint Laurent

This is exactly perfect for her and I NEVER would have pegged it as Saint Laurent.

Debbie Gibson

So delightful! So tan!

Keke Palmer in Tony Ward

I love this, but do wish it were a BIT more lined? Twas ever thus.

Troye Sivan in Prada

The closer I look, the more I see that his fringe shirt has gotten an awkward haircut.

Noah Kahan

Lovely!

Benny Blanco

He looks VERY sharp.

Charli XCX in Marni

Charli ALSO cannot blame the hair choices on the weather. Perhaps it was an offering to the squall that was on its way. The dress is good though.

Brandi Carlile and Catherine Shepherd

Brandi is reliably great.

Andra Day in PatBo

Stunning. What a way to finish.

Janelle Monae Wore Boob Flowers to Clive Davis's Pre-Grammy Party

This one was a hot ticket.