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# CMA Awards Fug Carpet: Lauren Alaina
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cma-awards-fug-carpet-lauren-alaina-11-2012/
- Published: 2012-11-02T13:00:37.000Z
- Updated: 2012-11-02T07:38:36.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Accessories to the Crime, Awards & Galas, CMA Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

I don't have a problem with the dress itself, although holy cats, that is more makeup than a young thing needs.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/11/155115162.jpg "Lauren Alaina")](https://gofugyourself.com/cma-awards-fug-carpet-lauren-alaina-11-2012/46th-annual-cma-awards-arrivals-7?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But that necklace is CRAZY. It's like a ten-ton lapping tongue. It looks like the kind of thing someone on a TV shopping show would describe with a lot of words like "diamante" and "emeraldiste" and "rubyite" before amazing you with its $99.99 price tag.

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