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Jennifer Nettles in Christian Siriano

I LOVE this. Although I wouldn't stick my hand in the pockets, as they seem to be basically half-pockets, and it's like you're walking around with your finger jauntily living in the tiny change pocket in your jeans or something. But she looks elegant, and that's something.

Martina McBride

This is both autumnal-feeling to me, AND girly, but not too young. Good for you, Martina. Thumbs up.

Kellie Pickler

Can we just discuss that Kellie Pickler is still a thing? She has really pulled that off and let me tell you, of all the also-ran Idols, I would not have thought it would be her who was still getting invited to things. This is one of those This Sparkly Patch Is VERY CAREFULLY PLACED dresses, but it's rather pretty on her?

Kellie Pickler

And the back is good, to me -- mostly because I'm not worried we're going to get a bum-flash.

Cassadee Pope

I like this too. I'm afraid the country music shows DO occasionally ding my deep, secret love for Shiny Things and Big Hair. This whole look seems like Fancy Holiday Party, and I LOVE Fancy Holiday Party as a genre, really.

Katie Armiger in Bariano

This is inching toward the same genre, and I ALSO love it. Bonus points for great accessories.

Meghan Trainor

Cute? Let's end Platform Formal Shoes in our lifetime, though, shall we?

Rachel Holder

Allow me to welcome you to Boobtown.

Jana Kramer

Population: At least four. (Although the rest of Jana's dress here is lovely. It just needs a really, really good hoik.)

Hillary Scott

We hope you've enjoyed this excursion to Boobtown. Please don't forget to collect your coats and packages when you leave, and have a safe and pleasant journey. Good day.

Kimberly Schlapman of Little Big Town

This sort of seems like something was meant to be layered OVER it. Like we're seeing her poshest underthings.

Karen Fairchild, also of Little Big Town

Is Little Big Town...particularly eccentric?

Gretchen Wilson

She ALWAYS wears jeans and you have to give her points for being like, "EFF YOU ALL. I'm wearing jeans AGAIN."

Dierks Bentley

I do love a glen plaid. If only his wife had worn that McQueen coat that we saw on Kate the other day. TWINSIES.

The Band Perry

In which the Band Perry waits, waits, waits for their Pantene ad. When will it arrive?

Lily Aldridge

"Must...walk....incredibly... carefully."

Jason Aldean, Brittany Kerr

That headdress makes me feel like Brittany Kerr is angling for a bit part on Reign.

Steven Tyler

NOTHING says "country" like Steven Tyler.

Dustin Lynch

But I do approve of this hat. WHY NOT. It's the CMAs!

CMA Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else
Also known as The Lightbox Purge. We've got too much too tackle to let this thing drag on too long! Anne Hathaway is going places! Dior is throwing parties! We've got to keep this train on the rails! [Photos: Splash, AKM/GSI]

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