Scotty McCreery
Out of the corner of my eye, I always think he might secretly be Clay Aiken.
Chase Bryant
I swear, his shirt is covered in upside down ostriches.
John Pardi
Facially, he seems unconvinced by all of this.
Lady Antebellum
I feel like if I told you they were at the Golden Globes, you would believe it. But they look very nice, as a group.
Kane Brown
Kane's boots match his pants so perfectly that I thought he was wearing bootaloons for a moment.
Easton Corbin
I really do salute the music awards shows for proving that men can branch out, blazer-wise.
Michael Ray
There is a LOT of velvet happening this year. This dude can rest assured that he's DEFINITELY got something to wear to holiday parties.
Garth and Trisha
These two look EXACTLY as I imagine them to look at basically all times.
Chase Rice
I enjoy that his name is basically a sentence. I DO like rice. I'm going to chase some for dinner.
The Property Brothers
Noted country stars, The Property Brothers, here to jam! In all seriousness, while these two are very handsome: This is REALLY styled looking. Maybe dial it down like 15%.
Robby Johnson
"Here for my International Male photo shoot!"
Justin Moore
Do these pants fit properly?
Dustin Lynch
This looks like he ran out of his tailor before they finished his suit jacket.
Darius Rucker
A classic look for the erstwhile Hootie.
Cole Swindell
If you're going to wear a baseball cap to an awards show during the World Series, at least pick a side!
Thomas Rhett
What did I tell you about velvet?
Canaan Smith
His shirt has hypnotized me. I'm getting very very sleepy.
Billy Ray Cyrus
Is Billy Ray in costume as Chris Gaines?
Little Big Town
Someone remind me which of these is married to who, again? Is Brown Hair married to Richard Branson's Doppleganger?
Josh Dallas
Josh Dallas is very handsome and also sounds like a porn name to me. A CLASSY porn name, though.
Caroline Boyer and Luke Bryan
He, too, is handsome.
Curtis and Brad Rempel of High Valley
Speaking of Blue Steel...
The Brothers Osbourne
Finally! We got a little bit of country in here.