Erika Christensen
Erika is appearing in the role of Person On an ABC Show Forced To Present at an Event That Has Nothing To Do With Her Brand. And has decided to do so in a duvet.
Aubrey Peeples
Aubrey is playing the role of Actress in an ABC Show That IS, At Least, ABOUT Country Music. She is doing it in her Jeez, They Really Boned That Remake of JEM I Was In And I Am Bummed weeds.
Kellie Pickler
Kellie Pickler is there in her role as ostensible country music star but ACTUAL Person Who Has A New Reality Show On CMT. (I am not wild about that neckline, but overall, Kellie looks pretty, right?)
Kacey Musgraves
Kacey Musgraves IS Lana Del Rey.
Lennon and Maisy Stella
Lennon and Maisy are attending as Two Very Cute Talented Girls I Like on Nashville Who Have Personally Smelled Connie Britton's Hair. (How cute is Maisy in her little boots?)
Jana Kramer
Jana Kramer IS A Person Who Used To Be On One Tree Hill! (I actually thought she was great on OTH. I have no opinion on her career as a country music star, but her dress is sparkly and her extensions look nice.)
Little Big Town
Little Big Town is playing the role of Band Whose Name I Can't Ever Remember Correctly and WOW do they look like four people who have literally never met before tonight.
Lee Ann Womack
Lee Ann Womack IS Britney Jean Spears: The Later Years.
Hannah Davis
Ms Hannah Davis will be stepping into the role of NO SERIOUSLY, WHY IS THIS PERSON AT THIS EVENT?
Kimberly Williams
Okay, but Kimberly Williams looks charming, if highly decoupaged.
Garth and Trish
Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood ARE Those Two Superstars Who Got Confused And REALLY Thought Tonight Was The Oscars.
Jennifer Nettles
And, finally, Jennifer Nettles IS That One Person Who Takes This Event Seriously From a Fashion Perspective.