Kacey Musgraves and her hair
Do you remember that episode of Friends where Chandler vows to no longer be snarky and people start saying all kinds of snark-worthy things in earshot and they almost choke him to death, the words he's holding back? THAT is what this hair is doing to me. IT'S AMAZING. It's HUGE. It's YOOGE. It is, as I said on Twitter, like Pharrell's hat....BUT MADE OF HUMAN HAIR.
Kacey Musgraves and her hair
To me, this feels like Priscilla Presley and Khloe Kardashian's respective hair had a baby, and that baby took a WHOLE LOT of steroids.
Kacey Musgraves and her hair
This is not just full of secrets. It's full of STATE secrets, the kind of secrets a woman takes to the grave, whatever is level above "secrets." SUCRETS.
Kacey Musgraves and her hair
Honestly, who is even looking at her dress?! (Although, frankly, it's pretty.)
Kacey Musgraves and Loretta Lynn
And then THIS happened. I feel like Loretta Lynn is all, "oh, no, honey, the sparkles need to go ALL OVER or you look NAKED. Didn't anyone tell you?"