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# CMT Awards Fug Carpet: The Band Perry
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cmt-awards-fug-carpet-the-band-perry-06-2015/
- Published: 2015-06-11T20:00:48.000Z
- Updated: 2015-06-11T05:51:50.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, CMTs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

I cannot tell you how long I stared at this, trying to decide if Kimberly Perry is wearing a skin belt, or just a light leather cummerbund.

![the band perry CMT awards](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/06/gettyimages-476596926.jpg "The Band Perry")

I am PRETTY sure it's the former, because I think I can see Shades of Navel poking out. But it's visually creepy, as if [Jame Gumb](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo%5FBill%5F%28character%29?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) were hired to redesign WWE championship belts.

Her brothers, however, are my two favorite people in the world. They amuse me EVERY SINGLE TIME. Left Perry looks like a refugee from a Monkees cover band whose costume shrank, and Right Perry could be a hair model for a catalog published only in the David Silver Asylum For Blouse Fetishists, where he's trying to hawk straitjackets made of chef's coats. Never change, Perry Bookends. Never change.

\[Photos: Getty\]